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Bitcher_Butcher

@Bitcher_Butcher

I am frm a different time paradox. Do not judge me if I'm too blunt & not afraid 2 say out things which wuld make u shit in ur pants.

 Bengaluru South, India
Joined July 2016
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Ppl in a #relationship with their #phone shld stay #committed 2 their phone itself. Dey dont realize whn they loose the ppl arnd thm.
#CauveryIssue: #Section144 CrPC Is Imposed In Bengaluru City From 12-09-2016 to 14-09-2016.Strict action shall b initiated agnst miscreants
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Fullstop is an actual medicine for loose motions which works way too well. Now I have constipation. #LizQuenKungDiMagkatagpo #VMAs #jokes
Why is it that during #sex both the partners try to please the #women among them. #sexquotes #funny #humor #sexjokes
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@GabbbarSingh31 Aug 2016
A Bschool intern is like Crime Master Gogo, meeting me aaya hu to kuch to bol ke jaaunga.
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@GabbbarSingh31 Aug 2016
So acc to legalities Sandeep kumar can't be booked for adultery, as he didn't hv sex wid a married woman. Who cares abt his wife's emotions
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#loveformusic #sonyheadphones #musicislife #musicismylife instagram.com/p/BJyPQFQB7MH/
#justforlaughs #fail #failvideo #stupid #thuglife #wasted #instafail #fails #videogram #epicfail… instagram.com/p/BJwyWZThbdP/
#Slaes pitch for any #product be like: we are the best of the best which is even better than the best. #Reality: Same old problems. #truth
If I was a #minion, You would always be my #bananan. #minionquotes #lovequotes #Minions
Watching my girl dress up is like seeing a movie shooting, everyting is so messy, but d end product is always amazing. #girlfriend #sarcasm
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@abishmathew27 Jul 2016
In Bangalore, they even call a new born child a "Start Up"!
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My Mom came 2 my room & asked, "U still havn't cleaned the room? Why is everything on d ground?" Me: "Gravity mom. Gravity." #Troll #sarcasm
The only #dates I get are #updates that too on #facebook from the ppl I dont care about. #SadWorld #SocialWorld
HRs have the #toughest job in the wrld. #Motivating ppl to work more without increasing their salary. #corporateculture @thehumourbaba
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Unless you are a cow, Please don't pause on the roads. #IndianRoads #IdiotsOnRoad
Ppl need 2 stop treating d #PublicRoads like their grandma's garden. Plz stop roaming arnd & definetly don't pause 2 give poses. #IndianRoad
Introducing Neil Menon, the founder of 'Better Life Foundation', releasing on our YT on Friday.
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Ppl who hav high amt of #patience, they r from d #90s. They hav seen #buffering in #youtube & hav waited 15 min 2 c a 2 min video. #Respect.
If #TimeParadox is true, In some othr earth I already made #decession opp 2 wht i jst made. So some other me has slapped my #boss. Gud enuf.
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