I should have been a better son Fuck

Victoria Secret Show Ranking 1- Megan Thee Stallion 2- Tate McRae 3-Everyone else

That Six Flags News is wild. Bringing out all the Internet theme park weirdos. You have 30-40-50 year olds obsessed with Disney or Harry Potter World or six flags. And they all have that same look. All of them. Lesson in there

The only perfect flowers are the fake ones Wabi sabi Lesson in there

Dragonball Super Beerus looks so CLEANNNNNNN Peak

Two types of people When something is a little off or not working correctly as it should or lost its luster a bit: Person 1: “I need to buy a brand new one of this asap. I can’t live like this people can’t see me like this” Person 2: “How can I repair this?” Lesson in there

“I refuse to sacrifice, I’ve grown accustomed to this lifestyle” Rotten materialistic soul Lesson in there

Never fight when the audience has already picked its side Learn the difference when the room wants the truth, or it wants a winner. Lesson in there

Fire Boone Tonight Yankees need a change

The Lanterns Finale was awful. I gave the series a chance because Green Lantern was my favorite hero growing up. But man wtf was that

I have a “No” limit If I ask you to hangout or do an activity or go somewhere together and I get (X) amount of NO’s …… 📴 This also applies to Sugarcoated “No” as well - “I’ll let you know” - “I just seen this” - “I fell asleep” - “Let me check” 😂 Lesson in there

Karma rarely happens quickly Lesson in there

Haven’t slept right in a year Time doesn’t stop Lesson in there

Played my 9th round of 18 of my life today. Broke 100 Shot 95 Indian Springs Country Club Furthest drive of the day 287

What’s it called when you constantly invite others to do activities and hangout and they never invite you to do anything? Lesson in there

I’m never wrong Just early Lesson in there

I severely overestimated my place in several people’s pecking orders Lesson in there