Became a big fan of Zara Larssson today.
I fully support any women sexting pictures of themselves fingering their backdoor
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I'm pretty anti AI, but I've been put in charge of next year's rota on excel. They're probably going to give me three days to do it.
Copilot sorted that shit out in 30 minutes which frees me up to play Halo 2
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Doubled my $TEL holdings in the last week.
I could cash out today and I've already beaten the S&P500 YTD
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New 'gaming' laptop barely survives an hour unplugged when just browsing the web and GPU disabled
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NGL. Dressing your wife and side chick up as Thing 1 & 2 while you're dressed as Cat in the Hat is more chad and alpha than anything the Tates and that Clavicular nonce has ever done 😂
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Honestly, buy any small amount of $TEL rn.
If it hits a penny like it did in 2025 you'll 7x. (And I think that's a safe bet)
ATH is about 40x away but with main net coming soon. No big exchanges yet either.
Telcoin is the first fully chartered digital asset depo in the USA
Three weeks ago when base:0x09be1692ca16e06f536f0038ff11d1da8524adb1 did 30% in one day, I was wishing for it to dip like this so I could load up one more time.
So guess what I'm doing 💸💸💸
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I'm changing career. I'm going to start cleaning pukey Ubers for a living if this is how much somebody's charging
it finally happened, some asshole puked all over my car, it’s going to cost me $500-$600 to clean and uber is only reimbursing me for $225 max, if they choose at their discretion what the actual fuck
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Elmo couldn't deliver a single Roadster showcased 10 years ago, and you think you're going to get a new flying model in 2 years?
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Genuinely. Why?
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I genuinely haven't watched a 2026 movie.
When I have a spare 2 hours I'm not going to gamble wasting my time, so I'll just watch a 2000s comedy I've already seen 20 times
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