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@BisexualCorgi

" Restraining orders mean NOTHING in hell!" Parody account of Brownie Pembroke, not affliated with Purrfect Apawcalypse. Pfp by @/bbgmarky

Joined April 2026
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𓉸ྀི ˘ π“Žπ˜°π˜Άπ˜³π˜΄ ΚΎΚΏ ΰ»’κ’± ΫͺΫͺ ΰΎ€ (@hitoguiuta) profile picture𓉸ྀི ˘ π“Žπ˜°π˜Άπ˜³π˜΄ ΚΎΚΏ ΰ»’κ’± ΫͺΫͺ ΰΎ€@hitoguiutaApr 24
i get mean when i’m nervous like a bad dog.
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[ Sitting on the school bench. Scratching her chin.. her crutches are close to her. ] .. Sucks when all my friends are busy. I have nothing to do.
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... ... ...Idiot.
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I'm feeling powerful!!
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🦴 -- Becca Fuzzymann β˜…@xXBigBadBeccaXx9h
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I am NOT. ghrrrr.
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( @xXBigBadBeccaXx ) Beccaaa! I need to tell you something!!
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Not so good when you're the one getting fucked up, is it? [ She chuckles, smug as ever, moving away with her crutches... hoping that would be enough to get this guy off her back. ]
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[ She hits him riiight in the groin with the crutches, growling. ] Yeah?! Well, you'll hear from Becca very soon, jackass!! [ Spitting some ink! Blegh... ]
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[ She groans, hitting him again, right upside the head with it... that steel probably hurts noticeably more. ] Stop doing that before I get SOMEONE else to take care of you!
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[ She groans!! Grabbing her crutch leaned against the locker and smacking him in the side with it. ] What the hell is YOUR problem?!
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[ Spray painting back every time a letter is removed, cackling to herself. ]
"⭐ β€” π™π™π™š π™ˆπ™ͺπ™¨π™š " (@RexsApawcalypse) profile picture"⭐ β€” π™π™π™š π™ˆπ™ͺπ™¨π™š "@RexsApawcalypse17h
[ Shortly after she's done, someone just so happens to find the spray painting. ] [ Not very happy about it, it seems. ] Every damn day with this shit... [ He grabs the cleaning supplies he just so happens to have with him and begins wiping the painting off. ]
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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍heavenβ€”sent ;@athymaniaNov 3
unforgettable love and enduring pain...
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you know my nature, and i know yours!
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ُ@grnteNov 3
you’re just a girl, you deserve better.
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quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryismOct 20
β€œare you locked in?” no i'm tucked in GOODNIGHT
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ꨄ@lostaffectionsNov 3
someone will love me the way i am.
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won't you cuddle me?
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(yall interact with my stuff ..)
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what-fucking-ever.
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β € π“Ÿerhaps she was glass. But glass is only brittle until it breaks. Then it's sharp. β €
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xitter.cf/BisexualCorgi/status/2…
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Replying to @BisexualCorgi
Written by the same writer behind @TheBaseballDawg! Shipping available, might be a bit picky on that aspect, unfortunately.
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