Bright, cheerful illustrations, greetings cards and gifts. All doodled by my good self. Usually powered by cake. Sometimes biscuits. NotOnTheHighStreet partner.

North West, UK
Joined December 2010
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🚨Breaking Goose News🚨 🪿 He’s got a name now. Gary the Goose 🍲 Thanks to some good advice he got food. Peas. Grain etc. 💦 He has deeper drinking water now 🛌 He’s checked into a suite for a 2nd nights stay 🐶 Britney wants to kill him but he is friendly with Derek and Buster. They have an “understanding” 📱We’ve looked for an owner online and in person. No luck. At least he won’t be dinner for someone 🌳 This is not confirmed 100% but we have a lead for someone who wants to take him in as a rescue to an animal sanctuary that is set up for this. ✅ More news as we have it on Gary the Goose. Expect more updates tomorrow PM 😅
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You could cut the tension with a knife #CuthParty
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Bird House Press is now #RatVerified - thanks @tinysnekcomics 🙂
why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free??? i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified
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#WIN a Brother P-Touch CUBE Plus Label Printer 👀 To enter: 1. Follow @StaplesUK 2. Retweet this post Winner announced 28th Feb 2022 🏆 Running across Twitter, Instagram & Facebook, ONE WINNER ONLY! Full T&C’s: ow.ly/FpYG50I10ex Shop: ow.ly/jfgP50I10ew
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Owls were born on my colleague’s windowsill a few weeks ago and I. Just. Can’t. Even.
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Nothing more mesmerising than watching a flying wheelie bin
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This has been the highlight of my afternoon - watching @BigJetTVLIVE - wish I’d seen some of the earlier landings - but excited for a 747 landing! Thanks for the entertaining viewing #bigjettv #StormEunice #heathrow
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Good morning Twitter-verse!!! With the impending changes to Instagram - thought I’d best dust down this account! Starting with a fun thing I did! I designed a fun, colourful #jigsaw that will be launching today on @kickstarter See the link in my bio for the link!
Hi @StickerApp been waiting for my delivery today through @UPS - just informed it’s been delivered but it’s not here (I’m working from home and been in all day). Can you please help, as I’m not the sender, I can’t confirm the delivery address on ups.com
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Dark skies over Somerset - Hudreds of thousands of starlings take off at dawn from 'Starling city' to visit the bird tables of Bristol and Bath @StormHour
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If you haven’t voted yet and are unsure which way to go - take advice from a DeathEater/Starship Captain/Jedi Hunter. Trust me: I’ve served a few Dark Lords. #MAGA #Vote #HarryPotter #StarTrek #StarWars Don’t ask how it’s my business: I pay more tax than he-who-cannot-be-shamed.
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Spent some time on Sunday taking photos of my latest line up of goodies - Cu-Bird stickers and keyrings!! All I need to do now is list them all on the website... #stickers #stickersheet #acryliccharms instagram.com/p/CE0DVb_Fm12/…
My #Kickstarter campaign to make acrylic keyrings is heading into the last 10 days - hoping all 10 of these designs will be unlocked by the end of it! You can pledge here: kickstarter.com/projects/bir…
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I put my microphone in front of a 7 week old baby red squirrel.
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Hi @RoyalMailHelp - I’m trying to apply for online mail supplies - I fill the form in but can’t submit as the ‘submit’ button isn’t clickable... any idea what’s up? I’ve tried two different browsers now!