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Is it normal to lose all ability to socialize normally within four months of living alone, or am I just a really fast learner?
Do you get a new NSA agent when you get a new phone? And does platform matter? I feel like I might've had the same guy the 12 years I had apple, but now that I jumped to Android, do I have a new one? What if he doesn't think I'm as hot and funny as the last guy?
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There is no algae, and the pool guys are cleaning it up, and nobody could've gotten pool guys to clean up algae like this before, and Biden had 100 times worse algae, and everybody knows it, and JD Vance was in charge of the details of the contract to get rid of the algae anyway.
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Science is my weakest subject, but it seems like MAGA is now claiming that photosynthesis is running a deep state op to tarnish him personally.
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He had the bottom painted dark blue, which absorbs more sunlight which is thereby converted into thermal heat via convection — this accelerates algae blooms. Rather than renovate the water filtration system & replace leaking pipes, he spent $14.5 Million on liner & a paint-job that'll deteriorate in less than 6 months.
The problem is that fuck big petstores for how they acquire and treat their animals, but also I want to rescue the poor little mouse that's been there since last February, but also I can't afford to just GET A MOUSE but also stg if he's still there when I get back from vacation..
So we probably all agree that running my retainer through the autoclave is a bad idea, right? Like I shouldn’t do that until I have a new retainer waiting for me? Even though I REALLY want to?
I wanna make paper flowers out of various pamphlets/brochures/whatever about the dangers of Satanism and rock music, on the off chance anyone finds some please let me know
Someday by Nickelback is a rock ballad that I think is supposed to be romantic or something but actually it’s just a somewhat-disguised anthem for deadbeat boyfriends
I keep having dreams about getting back with a forever-ago-ex, so I checked his Facebook to remind myself that not only is he married with children (and I am NOT a stepmommy) but also he has armband tattoos AND tattooed his wedding ring, and I do not need that toxicity in my life