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Me on New Year's Eve
An image of Commander Shepard completely serious before and after midnight but doing the Shepard shuffle dance at 12am.

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How I look at people doing last minute Christmas shopping when they're getting in the way of my last minute Christmas shopping
An image of Renegade Shepard with red glowing eyes.

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Game studio: We've announced our new game! Fans: Great, when is it coming out? Game studio:
An image of a woman looking towards the camera and saying 'I'll see you again in 25 years'.

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An image of Shepard and Liara holding hands in the Commander's apartment on the Citadel. The text reads 'crazy how through all of this I'm still horny. The human spirit is unbreakable'.

ALT An image of Shepard and Liara holding hands in the Commander's apartment on the Citadel. The text reads 'crazy how through all of this I'm still horny. The human spirit is unbreakable'.

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When your love interest disapproves of a choice you make so you reload an earlier save
An image of Jonathan Frakes in Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction with text reading "No", "Wrong", "It never happened", "It's a total fabrication", and so on.

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When you realise that the synthesis ending is what you spent the entire first game fighting Saren to prevent
A reaction image of a shocked looking woman.

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An image of Jack in cryo stasis on Purgatory. The text reads, "oh, so when other people go outside it's 'good for their health' and 'highly recommended', it's only when I do it that it's a 'containment breach' and a 'high-level threat to public safety and security', huh?"

ALT An image of Jack in cryo stasis on Purgatory. The text reads, "oh, so when other people go outside it's 'good for their health' and 'highly recommended', it's only when I do it that it's a 'containment breach' and a 'high-level threat to public safety and security', huh?"

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An image of Commander Shepard speaking to the Citadel Council. The text reads, "There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?"

ALT An image of Commander Shepard speaking to the Citadel Council. The text reads, "There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?"

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Me giving the companions Feastday gifts as soon as possible in Origins
An image of Alistair in Dragon Age Origins with the Grey Warden doll.

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An image of Solas depicted as the Dread Wolf. The text reads 'He stared at her with what was probably a normal amount of eyes', to which another poster replied 'probably.'

ALT An image of Solas depicted as the Dread Wolf. The text reads 'He stared at her with what was probably a normal amount of eyes', to which another poster replied 'probably.'

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