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🚨 BREAKING: Georgia House GOP candidate Andre Stafford was just arrested for child molestation.
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Bolsonaro fleeing Brazil and heading to the U.S. sounds like all of those illegal border crossings MAGA is always fucking crying about.
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Jonathan D. Miller, Libertarian candidate for North Carolina Senate, taken into custody after hours-long standoff with police and posting threats
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BREAKING: Flavio ‌Bolsonaro has fled Brazil and is flying to the United States, U.S. official tells Reuters
BREAKING: Lula wins re-election as Brazil's president, beating Flávio Bolsonaro, Datafolha projects
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Vaya domingo para Valentina Gómez
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Heckler: Shove that ballroom up your ass Trump: Go home!
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A Russian energy giant secretly financed a US gas project in Alaska, while that same project was being discussed by Putin with Witkoff and Kushner as part of talks supposedly aimed at ending Russia’s war in Ukraine. The US company’s CEO resigned after discovering the Russian money. nytimes.com/2026/10/23/us/po…
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Trump’s Transportation Secretary used the word “libtard” while standing next to his daughter with Down syndrome. Then he defended it. Sean Duffy is a terrible father and a failed human being.
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"Hi, welcome to The Cheesecake Factory! How many are in your party?”
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OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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Was the bird dead?
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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This AI-generated video is going viral on social media at an incredible speed But as users point out, it would be funny if it weren't so sad: “The joke is great, but the reality is terrifying.”
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Eventually, all of us will be fooled by AI.
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CNN montage of Trump talking about other men
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Trump’s envoy Steve Witkoff just told Putin he is a humanitarian. This is completely fucking insane.
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Trump: I looked at this ass. Then his legs. His ass is like a pile of muscle. Then I looked at his legs. Damn, his feet are big.
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Our reptilian overlords are just rubbing our faces in it now.
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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Zelenskyy destroying Russian bot farms is really exposing a major reason why oligarchs want more data centers.
Bro mad Zelenskyy killed his Russian bot army
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An oil depot in Valuyki, Belgorod Oblast is on fire after Ukrainian drone attacks. #Russia
❗️After two days of minimal usage of long-range drones, Ukrainian drones have been launched into Russia. Already over 500 drones have already been launched and noted over Russian and occupied territory. #Russia
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