Welcome to hell week!

What's the latest with #TheQuartering?

Is Preston fading?

Are we allowed to talk about Oasis? #TheBedfordCompany

Outlining Book 3. This is where things get real. Gloves off. Follow the other account for daily updates. #TheBedfordCompany

I took Benadryl and now I see the Hat Man.

The nachos are back at Applebee's. My prayers have been answered.

If it weren't for Phil, I probably would have gotten that job. Asshole.

Today is jean's day.

Yeah, I get the irony of watching Dogs with Jobs in the middle of the afternoon at home, knowing a dog has a job and you don't.

My anxiety diarrhea struck again and this time in the middle of an interview! The horror on their faces. I was so embarrassed.

What is the color of a hug?

Did Jer interview the lone juror?

LEAVE OR LIFE?

broke, ugly, weird, fat

"We can't hire you right now, but we'll keep you in mind."

Melanie gone. The hair gone. The vacuum cleaner gone.

"You got what you wanted but you lost what you had.'

Plea deal accepted.

SUFFAH JER!!