Leader of the Hopium Smoking Smol PPE Financially Submissive https://xitter.cf/t.co/wcy7pYWH4G Enthusiast Club

On Friend.tech, where are you?
Joined June 2020
I've been crowned Leader of the Onchain Hopium Smoking Small PPE Club on @friendtech
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$HIMS is building MEMBERship. $BONER is building a CUMmunity. Join us!
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Building community? Or building MEMBERship? $boner
$HIMS - We have subscriptions for almost everything now, but very few become memberships people keep for years. Costco and Amazon Prime are two of the best examples. They started with a simple reason to join, then kept adding more value around the membership. Over time, customers had more reasons to stay, use more services and renew every year. Costco's US and Canada renewal rate is now above 92%. I think this is what Hims is building toward in healthcare. Today, someone might join Hims for one specific reason, such as hair loss or weight loss. That also means they can leave once they no longer need that treatment. The way Hims improves retention is by giving that same person more reasons to stay. As Hims expands into testing, it can understand far more about each person's health and use that information to recommend what they should focus on next. From there, Hims can offer the treatments, ongoing care and monitoring needed to manage their health over time. In simple terms, as Hims adds more services, existing subscribers have more reasons to stay, former subscribers have more reasons to return, and every new subscriber becomes more valuable over time. Customer acquisition got Hims to millions of subscribers. Building a membership people don't want to leave should take it much further.
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Who knew that robinhood:0x98096d17e191b3da1d5f99a6d7b3584351b11e18
🚨 BREAKING: NOVO NORDISK AND ELI LILLY BOTH FIND THAT GLP-1s REDUCE BIOLOGICAL AGING CLOCK BY "TWO TO THREE YEARS" - MIT TECHNOLOGY REVIEW $HIMS $LLY $NVO
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And even more value on the memetic layer of $HIMS Aka $boner
Innovations on the read and write functions being rolled up into $HIMS As it was written Most value will accrue to the distribution layer
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What happens to my robinhood:0x98096d17e191b3da1d5f99a6d7b3584351b11e18 if his projection comes true?
While investors get depressed with $HIMS price action, they continue to miss the point This is a $2,000 intrinsic value stock by the year 2030 The human condition is about to change forever
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Omg this is hilarious
New robinhood:0x98096d17e191b3da1d5f99a6d7b3584351b11e18 website update in collaboration with hard money enthusiast @econoar now LIVE. boneronlong.xyz/
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I’ve been seeing many accounts talk about $WALLET for days and didn’t really pay attention until this announcement from KuCoin. So, I checked the link on token details page, and there it is. This is inside Web3 Wallet from KuCoin And now I have $WALLET too @JJcycles @nottellingyou73 @tombxbt
📢#KuCoin Alpha has Listed Token: MEME and WALLET 🗓 Trading starts now 🔁 Pair: WALLET/USDT and MEME/USDT 🌐 Network: Robinhood Chain Discover early stage innovation and start trading in the KuCoin Alpha Zone. 👉🏻 kucoin.com/announcement/en-k… #KuCoinAlpha #WALLET #MEME
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The $WALLET community contains some of the most mentally deluded misanthropes in all of crypto This is very likely why they win They will hold through the coming of the Antichrist The arrival of Tiamat and the onslaught of the Titans themselves rearing up from Tartarus wouldn’t shake these guys out @vladtenev has built the most insane community of zealots since the $LINK marines Bullish
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10x from the bottom, on much thicker liquidity.
The wallet guys getting just as cringe as some of the tibbir guys, might just do well after all
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The day after she made this post, she was found dead Hsin-Ju was one of the nicest people I met and made this industry feel inclusive May you rest in peace @hsinju 💜
1/ gm. gm. Name is Hsin-Ju. I have a dark, kinda tragic personal announcement. I've decided I'd rather take $0 than accept a settlement that requires me to stay silent about what happened to me. I have since fired my lawyers at @sanfordheisler & will be releasing all the evidence from my time @hack_vc on Wed 8/26. INTRO: I've been in crypto for 9 years. Most recently I was a partner & head of platform @hack_vc which is a $600-700M crypto VC firm. Many of you may know me from my time as Head of Growth at @StellarOrg in 2017 (worked w/ the Mt. Gox founder), @Solana in 2018 (joined under ~10 ppl, but quit before my cliff), & @Fhenix in 2024. Or have attended one of my @DystopiaLabs ETH events (2019-now). Last year, I was forced to work through a serious medical emergency while at @Hack_VC due to threats by @alpackaP @dbulaevsky, saying that they would blacklist me from the space if I quit before finishing the hacksummit conference & side events that I was helping with during @kbwofficial. I was working 13-14hr days, 6 days a week, sleeping 0-4 hrs a night, and had documented Graves' disease, hyperthyroidism, and severe insomnia. I repeatedly asked to quit. Hack VC refused. This + other threats and intimidation went on for almost a month. The conditions got so bad I attempted suicide. The fucked up part is that, even after the suicide attempt, I told everyone at Hack VC (in writing) that I had no plans to sue. I was scared & extremely sick. I just wanted to leave. I told them that as long as there was no retaliation or badmouthing - I had no plans to sue. @Hack_VC chose to retaliate. After just 1 month after my near suicide, Hack VC mishandled my COBRA health insurance, refused to fix things, kept shooing me to customer support (when it's legally Hack VC's responsibility to fix this), and my insurance had issues and was not fixed for almost 4 MONTHS. Hack VC did not fix everything until I hired lawyers and had them force Hack VC to adhere to the law & fix my COBRA insurance issues. The sheer cruelty of an employer harming someone's health insurance almost immediately after they nearly committed suicide is extremely fucked up. And, even during the legal engagement, Hack VC continued to lie & attempt to harm me through their lawyers and other employees/partners (multi-million dollar carry & clawbacks can make even the nicest ppl willing to turn the other way or lie). @0xRodney @IsTheBaron @roshunpatel @Alex__Botte. Now. Almost an entire year of engagement & my near suicide anniversary coming up, our lawyers (mine & Hack VC's) have reached the point of preparing for private mediation and settlement. And...I realized that I just can't do it. I don't want money in exchange for silence. I'd rather speak. I fired my lawyers yesterday. In case it needs to be said, I did a good job at Hack VC. I was only there full time for 7 months; been part-time since 2021. I got a $50k raise to $300k, $30k bonus, and promises of additional carry that would have been implemented about a week or so after my last day. I was also offered admission into the GP entity (but not sure if admission was actually completed bc it was during my medical emergency). This + my resume, should show that me suing is not a money grab; I was genuinely harmed. I'm aware that I'm just one person (who is not rich) facing a $600-700M VC institution. I've been told by @alpackaP that he's known most of the managing partners at most VC firms for almost a decade and he could absolutely blacklist me. I'm also painful aware that the conclusion of this will probably be extremely poor for me or death - but I've accepted it. Sharing with other web2 & web3 VCs: @paulg @ycombinator @500STARTUPS @a16zcrypto @PanteraCapital @dragonflyvc @RaceCapital @hosseeb @haunventures @hiFramework @ElectricCapital @blockchaincap @Delphi_Digital @variantfund @1kxnetwork @archetypevc @shimacapital @robotventures, etc. TLDR; I’m done with continued threats, pressure, and intimidation. I'm not going to take a payout and allow Alex or Hack VC to walk away from harming me. As mentioned, I'll be dropping the evidence from my case on Wed 8/26 (or before) -- privacy be damned. Support here (or DM) please: ETH: 0x68c10776C5c05Cbf5B4C2318bE02D61B9f06B875 SOL: B7S8TPcWWJXTsmgG8ShoTmy8sNPuJ3Dbmt7z5gLFAveq
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I have a boner.
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There is no greater $HIMS bull than @alc2022
The window is really closing. Delphi has been onfire recently, and they just did a piece on a 40m mc memecoin. If there was ever a narrative crypto could get behind that turns into GME 2.0. Its robinhood:0x98096d17e191b3da1d5f99a6d7b3584351b11e18. Once the momentum starts, VCs, dumb money and CT will continue to pile in. The trade is obvious, it hasn't taken form yet. Narrative will follow price. The snowball effect will go parabolic. The snowball hasn't started rolling yet. But time is running out.
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Btw. Regarding $WALLET It looks like the guy on the top of the mountain from the official @RobinhoodCrypto image is wearing the RH “Stealth Bomber Jacket” Make of that what you will.
They didn’t simply call it a “Bomber Jacket” They called it a “Stealth Bomber Jacket” $WALLET shop.robinhood.com/products/…
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Missing a checkmark for a $wallet
[checks robinhood wallet] Memes ✅ Stock Tokens ✅ [returns to the trenches]
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This would be horrible
$wallet whale group coordinates among themselves- they start big sells taking great profit and they combine it a fake screenshot showing a warning. Coordinate FUD attack to buy lower after. Try and buy on the wallet now- NO WARNING shows
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Get a real grip on this. Good luck finding another $110B public traded company launching a stealth token over the next 15 years who’s got the maximum trenching mode as @vladtenev (no, you won’t) $WALLET
Think about the precedent of this statement, “Circle is the first publicly traded company to mint a network token for a new blockchain.” They just opened up the floodgates for other publicly traded companies to mint network tokens Aka, Robinhood with $WALLET Plus $WALLET was launched in stealth fully diluted so no trouble with SEC September 29th is going to be fun 🔮
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$WALLET alpha just got a lot harder to dismiss. A Definitive vault bought 27.49M $WALLET across 30 buys on launch day. That same account later sent $TIBBIR directly to mickym.eth — tied to Micky Malka, founder of Ribbit Capital and a longtime Robinhood shareholder. Follow the money further and separate TIBBIR + WALLET capital paths start converging on the same wallets. This is way past “same branding” now. How many coincidences does the market need before it starts pricing the network behind them? Someone explain that one. 🐸🪶
Article 7 in "THE WALLET FILES" is coming soon, but our research showed us another big story we needed to tell first about $wallet and $tibbir. Enjoy the Ribbithole......
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