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Billy Ray Cockus

@BillyRayCockus

Aspiring jack-of-all-trades. Addicted to your mother's breakfast foods and classy nature. Tattooed and bearded for your mother’s pleasure.

 Trap City(Cashville), Tennekey
Joined December 2011
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Make America great again. Put carcinogens back in cigarettes.
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Cucumber Lime is the SUPERIOR Gatorade. Fight me.
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Fucked around and ate gas station fried fish. Am I finna die?
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Yall worried about the election results while I'm over here having a panic attack because wtf is yolk and why is it called that
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There's a certain breed of person that goes to Rick's Market on the regular
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Fruit punch Caprisun tastes like the color red
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This guy looks like he enjoys cocaine, Koe Wetzel, and big tittied goth women.
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FOMO like a mofo
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Sic Transit Gloria
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Fuck you, maybe I don't want to be saved
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Don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was hard.
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This guy is about as useful as shitting in my own hands and clapping.
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The world needs more late night barbers.
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Tell your mom she can toque macaque.
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About to take a grippy sock vacation
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Are the Paw Patrol all sanctioned government officials? Or are they impersonating officers?
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Going to adopt a street under the name "Bopha Desnuts".
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There I was, barbecue sauce all on my titties.
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*girlfriend
Sharyn Blum (@sleepyknave) profile pictureSharyn Blum@sleepyknave17 Dec 2021
Having a pet is basically just asking "how did you get so cute?" followed by "why are you wet?" 6 or 7 times a day.
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You ever get the shit shivers?
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