Local guy. Lifetime achievements: Hole in 1 (P3: 137), Masters Rank 1 in Black Ops 2. #Attack #YANITED

Joined January 2023
#NewProfilePic I will return, but for now I must go.
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Breaking news from my friend during fantasy football talk
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Sick job interview Wednesday, Thursday drinks with #womancrush, weekend I finally get to visit @gramercyconsult in NYC 😁 what a week!
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Told a girl at the bar last night that I turned down an offer to go to college at Yale for $15 million, she had no clue what I was talking about. Not sure why I thought that was the play.
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Should I run a half marathon before work tomorrow
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10%No
40%You are autistic
10 votes • Final results
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Bill Walkus retweeted
Saquon IKYFL !!!!
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Bill Walkus retweeted
Replying to @TottenhamPoll
Blue Tick American wanker!
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Prob gonna have a couple tn if its cool @BeakMcgee69
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Everyday I stray closer to moving far away to somewhere warm and changing my life trajectory
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Bill Walkus retweeted
James Cook: “You know I was thinking, it would be really awesome if you could let me rush for a touchdown” Josh Allen: “Yeah but, if you score, how am I going to score? Think about it”
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We are now getting drinks next Thursday.
We’ve successfully landed a drunk DM. Playoffs start now #SurviveAndAdvance
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It’s time for The Great Lock In #TGLI. Got to #attack.
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Bill Walkus retweeted
Today is a drink 4 coffees and try not to k*ll yourself kinda day
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TOUCHDOWN!! 63 more points from him and we are BACK 👀👀🤞🏻
Don’t let Skattebo get hot 🔥
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Chris Collinsworth just called Dexter Lawrence sexy????
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Picked the Chargers week one of my survivor league
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Don’t let Skattebo get hot 🔥
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