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Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
Baseball fans will bitch and complain nonstop about salary caps and big markets always winning and building super teams but the moment that two small market teams have a guaranteed WS appearance everyone is bored
Sports fans are genuinely insufferable man lmao
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
“Broadcaster spends time talking about only guaranteed future hall of famer on the field”
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
The Yankees have won the World Series once in the last 25 years.
They’ve been top 5 in payroll all but one season (6th in 2018) in that span.
Buying championships is not possible. Yes, you can buy stars, but you still have to win games.
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
Nothing exposes how little people know about baseball faster than saying the Dodgers only win because of money
Let’s check who came up clutch in the NLDS
Max Muncy was on the verge of quitting baseball to sell insurance 9 years ago
The Dodgers signed Andy Pages as a 16 year old international free agent
Mr. October Kiki Hernandez. The guy who disappears during the regular season but turns into a postseason legend makes $5.5M a year
MLB payroll rankings of the remaining playoff teams
Guardians: 29th
Rays: 28th
White Sox: 27th
Brewers: 19th
Dodgers: 1st
You’re a moron if you think the Dodgers are only successful because of their payroll. Go ask the Yankees and Mets how spending money guarantees championships
The Dodgers spend a ton of money, nobody is denying that. They’re the best organizations in baseball at scouting (top farm system), developing talent, and finding players other teams overlooked
Back to the NLCS💙 The haters are sick
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
good call by MLB/FOX/TBS to not have any games tonight. Much better to go head up against CFB and the NFL. Much more publicity in having everybody talking about Saturday game-time temps in LA instead of enjoying actual primetime action on Friday 🙃
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
Excellent time for the owners to shut the sport down indefinitely.
It's the first time in two decades that MLB attendance has risen in four straight seasons.
trib.al/F0gEloh
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
THE 106 WIN DODGERS HAD TO PLAY THE 90 WIN CARDINALS IN AN ELIMINATION WILD CARD GAME SINGULAR I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY MORE BITCHING ABOUT THE FORMAT FOR UR 84 WIN BABYTOWN FROLICS U MERELY ADOPTED THE DARKNESS WE WERE BORN INTO IT
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
Having to pay $3,000 out of pocket for my daughter’s braces while having what the dentist called “really good dental insurance” is exactly why I’ll continue to say this
Dental and vision not being included in health insurance is a scam that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
I’m watching playoff baseball with gambling lines on my screen and the announcers are talking about wagers. But Pete Rose is still a piece of shit, right? Fuck off.
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
Four teams earned a bye in the MLB playoffs - and in a sport where I’ve been told you can buy everything, those four teams have the following rankings when it comes to their spending:
1 (LAD), 19 (MIL), 27 (TB), 29 (CLE)
Interesting.
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
I'm once again asking MLB to stop playing playoff games while people are at work, you're the only professional sport that does this
The Wild Card schedule is here! #Postseason
(MLB x @AbbVie)
ALT 2026 Wild Card Schedule presented by Abbvie Game 1 Tuesday, September 29th D-backs/Phillies vs. Braves: 2 PM ET - NBC | Peacock White Sox vs. Rangers/Astros: 5 PM ET - Peacock | NBCSN Red Sox vs. Yankees: 8 PM ET - NBC | Peacock Cubs vs. Padres: 10 PM ET - Peacock | NBCSN No time like October
ALT 2026 Wild Card Schedule presented by Abbvie Game 2 Wednesday, September 30th D-backs/Phillies vs. Braves: 2 PM ET - NBC | Peacock White Sox vs. Rangers/Astros: 5 PM ET - Peacock | NBCSN Red Sox vs. Yankees: 8 PM ET - NBC | Peacock Cubs vs. Padres: 10 PM ET - Peacock | NBCSN No time like October
ALT 2026 Wild Card Schedule presented by Abbvie Game 3 time subject to change based on completion of series* Thursday, October 1st D-backs/Phillies vs. Braves: 2 PM ET - NBC | Peacock White Sox vs. Rangers/Astros: 5 PM ET - Peacock | NBCSN Red Sox vs. Yankees: 8 PM ET - NBC | Peacock Cubs vs. Padres: 10 PM ET - Peacock | NBCSN No time like October
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
MLB starting playoff games at 2 pm on a weekday should be considered a huge middle finger to the markets affected and those teams' fans.
Because it is.
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
Parker Messick finishes the 2026 regular season with a 2.56 ERA & 193 SO. The only rookie P with better numbers in a season since 1901 are:
• 1901 Christy Mathewson (2.41 ERA, 221 SO)
• 1910 Russ Ford (1.65, 209)
• 1995 Hideo Nomo (2.54, 236)
#GuardsBall | #StandGuard
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
At the Trade Deadline, @Buster_ESPN had the Guardians as the best team in the AL. Everyone on air with him laughed at him
Since 8/20, Cleveland has the best record in MLB, and now they are the 2 seed.
Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 retweeted
Can we lend some of our runs to the Rockies or does it not work that way