"Amsterdam? I'm New York. Don't you NEVER come in here empty handed again. You gotta PAY for the pleasure of MY company!" - Bill The Butcher/Tour Guide
Manhattan, NY
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Ignore proper dental care, chop down a cherry tree & read my @Entrepreneur feature on a recent #America250 visit to @mountvernon! (Thaaanks @DanBova1) cc: @mountvernonnews @MattWelch
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I have many times asked lifelong @Brewers fan, @scottquimby, to pop by my place so we can both watch this docu. But? Married-with-kids friends SUCK. So doing it on my OWN... youtube.com/watch?v=KuTqLPCp…
Ben Affleck seems like a super fun hang. youtube.com/watch?v=BW0N30hN…
Truly. The dude just has such a great self-deprecating sense of humor. And a great director, actor, etc. Only time I was mad it him was "Shakespeare In Love". It's sadly one of my favorites. But his role took me out of it.
That reminds me: @JoanneGoodhart was such a good Queen Elizabeth when we made that movie BETTER... youtube.com/watch?v=nuznrP7G…
I watch a LOT of @cspan these days. Just the book talks & presidential history episodes. Not the congress stuff. I'm not OLD.
This @cspan show is very good. Especially for hip kids like myself. Who only watch youthful things... c-span.org/series/?thePresid…
Far be it for me to speak ill of the dead. Oh wait...I'm a terrible person! So I will: Don Ohlmeyer comes off as awful as he should in this @normmacdonald docu. (Don & his best pal OJ Simpson are NOT reading this in heaven. Their real estate is more south of the clouds.)
I'm halfway through this wonderfulness. So far? So @normmacdonald awesome... youtube.com/watch?v=dIBNCBAz…
I'm halfway through this wonderfulness. So far? So @normmacdonald awesome... youtube.com/watch?v=dIBNCBAz…
PS No bigs on the long ago/below interaction. (Apart from it being the best thing that ever happened to me...) xitter.cf/normmacdonald/status/8…
I find you very funny whenever I see you on TV. God bless. xitter.cf/BillSchulz/status/8578…
This one is for my hero Bob Uecker. #RIP And to a waaaay lesser extent: @scottquimby
Congratulations to my Brew Crew fanatic/mortal enemy @scottquimby !!!Pretty fucking cool.
Started as an OG @BoweryBoys fan. Progressed via using Tom & Greg for quotes in ANY NY-based history article I wrote. Evolved into one of their tour guides. If you're in this area during the end of our endless Halloween season? THIS is what you gotta do: publictheater.org/performanc…
In a Ditka/media rabbit hole. There was a BIG discussion in 80s-era Chicago that maaaaybe the Bears were more focused on their celebrity/commercials than actually focusing on, you know, building a dynasty. (I find it scurrilous.) youtube.com/watch?v=R_zs8VRt…
After watching footage of @JoshAllenQB's wife cheering for him on MNF yesterday? I Googled "Hailee Steinfeld" and "any nude scenes?". Immediately hated myself. But u know what? Victimless crime. PS She doesn't have any. :-(