Philly cops chase protester into car and beat him youtu.be/PHMOGPFGrq0 via @YouTube @PhillyPolice Hey look! Another crime! Another lawsuit! Another twenty cops who saw it happen and did nothing!

Brooklyn wins. I win more. Go team

MOST of my seating section at Krush Groove is white!..... Or Mexican atleast... #didntseethatonecoming

Do I want makeup before my interview?No. Thanks, I'm good #keepinitgreasy

Irv's, then Shamrock.... I've got today figured out

Breakfast in Venice. #LivinginLAdoeshaveitsperks

Today has been a GREAT day. Amen to that #boundtohappeneventually

Suprise me with a French Dip for lunch, I'll follow you aroud like a love sick puppy

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit

Best shit I've seen all week: Two Hassidic Jews driving a lifted Grand Cherokee. #dotheyhavejewsinhuntingtonbeach?

Thank god for Willie Nelson

Feeling zen; centered. Got my groove back... Now if my nose would just stop running

I want to break a mans heart just so he will sing the blues about me (via @JessLamour)... I guess I shouldve told you earlier I'm tone deaf

Nyquil. #awesomesaturday

Don't any pretty girls smoke pot and kick it anymore?! #lawomenblow

Might need to be my next tattoo... http://yfrog.com/0ru9jxj

My plan is kinda working... Now I just have to stop checking your Twitter every three hours #pretendingtobestrong

Can seamen (stop snickering) in submarines feel earthquakes? #couldhavejustsaidSubmariners