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Started Montgomery at the flex today instead of Tank Dell and being rewarded tremendously. Some are calling me the Bear Bryant of Sleeper. Keep it on the goddamn ground.
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Why yes, I am enjoying breakfast at 3:24PM
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Rodney Dangerfield covering Bruce Springsteen: we’re halfway there? Baby that’s all I’ve got!
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Agnus “the truth” riley@AgnusthemanOct 9
Duct taped exes old valentines card I found on my rumple bottle to ensure I blackout
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1,042 follower favorite books dox
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WBR@W_B_RickOct 8
Fellas we’re having a Darryn Peterson Fall: -demanding the rock in our hands -taking too much creatine -occasionally shirking our responsibilities if the vibes are off -pushing the pace -associating with people that might not have our best interests in mind
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#BEEV #burnerverse 🦫
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Was stung by a bee yesterday. Feel like that’s something that shouldn’t happen to someone after the age of 12. I am deeply ashamed by my lack of maturity.
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Jimmy “Fucking” Tzu@00JimmyTOct 7
What if instead of Greek life, it was Chinese life
Clarence Xiao Jr@XiaoMingJrOct 6
What if instead of Greek life, it was chinese life. "Yeah bro I'm rushing 毛 (Mao) 泽 (Ze) 东 (Dong) next semester." "There's like 1.4 billion people in my pledge class." "I heard the pledge master's a dick bro." I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍
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What the actual fuck is the Trans-Siberian Orchestra
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People don't get pwned like they used to
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Dude wtf happened to pwning n00bs no one does that anymore
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College professors will curse and everyone in the classroom starts looking like this
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Chimichurri chicken, cheesy potatoes, cheeky side salad to get the greens in #cookwithBill
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Interesting. Very interesting #RayDavisRespectButton
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Edmund “Special Ed” Spaghetti
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Liberals: “don’t press the Hawk Tuah respect button!!” Me:
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Looks like a solid group of guys
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