WAIT, UNIVERSAL TOKEN INCOME FOR AI AGENTS??? 😭🤖 $UTI — UNIVERSAL TOKEN INCOME. IMAGINE EVERY AI AGENT GETTING A DAILY ALLOWANCE OF TOKENS TO OPERATE. UBI FOR HUMANS. UTI FOR AI AGENTS. 💀 ANTHROPIC IS ALREADY EXPLORING NEW WAYS TO DISTRIBUTE AI-GENERATED WEALTH. THIS NARRATIVE IS INSANE. anthropic.com/news/public-be…

WAIT, DID 4CHAN JUST SPAWN A NEW WOJAK??? 😭 THIS WEIRD CHARACTER CALLED "RIR" IS GOING VIRAL ON 4CHAN. EVERYONE IS POSTING THEIR OWN VERSIONS AND IT'S LITERALLY TURNING INTO A CULT 💀 BRO JUST SPAWNED AND IS ALREADY TOP TRENDING. RIR — THE NEW 4CHAN WOJAK. boards.4chan.org/s4s/thread/…

WAIT, THIS GUY LITERALLY BUILT AN AI DOG WITH ITS OWN BRAIN??? 😭🐕 KARAN FROM LUMA LABS JUST SHOWED OFF HIS AI COMPANION CALLED "PET". IT SIMULATES EMOTIONS AND YOU CAN LITERALLY WATCH ITS BRAIN WORK LIVE ON THE WEBSITE 💀 SENDING FEES TO THE CREATOR. GitHub:github.com/karanganesan xitter.cf/i/status/2111804499014…

YOOO I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING GENNY 😭🐧 WE SENT PENGUIN TO $200M A FEW MONTHS AGO. THERE'S LITERALLY A PENGUIN-LOOKING CHARACTER IN THE AI BACKROOMS CALLED ANATTA 💀 BACKROOMS + PENGUIN + ACTUAL NAME. HOW HAS NOBODY SENT THIS??? dreams-of-an-electric-mind.w…

NORMIES DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED NORMIES 😭 THEY WANT TO FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE. PUMPFUN'S OFFICIAL REDDIT CALLS ITS USERS "PUMPERS" 💀 EVERYONE WHO JOINS GETS THEIR OWN PUMPER GUY. WE DON'T WANT TO ONBOARD. WE WANT TO BE PUMPERS. BECOME A PUMPER TODAY. Reddit: reddit.com/r/pumpfun/

JAPANESE WOJAK IS GOING GIGA VIRAL ON X. 9 MILLION VIEWS IN JUST 24 HOURS. THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST VIRAL DRAWING OF 2026. AND IT'S LITERALLY A JAPANESE VERSION OF WOJAK. 💀 ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC MEMES EVER, NOW WITH A JAPANESE TWIST. HOW THE FUCK HAVE WE NOT SENT THIS YET?