Writer. Comedian. VO Artist. Sib in the disabled community. I am mostly hair.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2011
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Meredith Hackman retweeted
We think we remained pretty objective in our assessment of Hawaiian pizza in our latest epiosde of #WorstFootForward with special guest @Big_Mer...
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ALT “This is how bad pineapple on pizza is, right: you and me are both Jews, but when it comes to pizzas it’s not the ham that God is angry about, it’s the pineapple.” - Ben Van der Velde. Episode 305 - World's Worst Pizza
![“[Hawaiian pizza] has been an affront to pizza and an affront to me personally.” - Meredith Hackman. Episode 305 - World's Worst Pizza](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GZdm7DDX0AArDtC.jpg?name=orig)
ALT “[Hawaiian pizza] has been an affront to pizza and an affront to me personally.” - Meredith Hackman. Episode 305 - World's Worst Pizza
ALT “The pineapple pizza is an abomination unto the lord” - Ben Van der Velde. Episode 305 - World''s Worst Pizza
ALT “Nothing is worse than Hawaiian pizza than surprise Hawaiian pizza” - Meredith Hackman. Episode 305 - World's Worst Pizza
Meredith Hackman retweeted
Our brand new episode is overflowing with flavours, covered in toppings and oozing cheese – if by flavours, toppings and cheese we mean trivia – as we talk about the World’s Worst Pizza in the company of comedian and improviser @Big_Mer. 🍕
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Had a stress dream last night about a demonic gambling ring, I wasn’t so worried about the demons but the participants were being very reckless with their money.
Am I the only one who, when making a decision to do something, thinks, if I suddenly decide I want to be president in the future, will this be used against me?
The beauty of being a woman is that for three days every month I get to desperately want to be around friends while thinking all of them hate me
Fourth wave feminism, late stage capitalism, 7th inning stretch… I hate when we rely on existing ip.
Remember how schools used to punish kids for being left hand dominant? Human rules have been dumb for so long.
My college’s slogan was ‘creative thought matters’ guess if you think we had a d1 football team or appeared on espn for the lowest scoring tied polo match of all time.
I just saw a baby get laughs on every single one of their jokes. The children are the future of comedy.