I Play bass, sing, write, produce, and teach. I probably have a show coming up. You should be there. Also, I do a podcast! Follow the link, listen, and enjo
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I don’t solo a lot, but I was VERY happy with this lil’ interlude from a gig last year. In my opinion this is the best solo I’ve ever played. I found that nexus where my ideas & my skill level achieve perfect synergy. What a Great zone to be in! #bass #music #imissthis
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BLACK PEOPLE WHO PASSED THE BAR FAILED THE BAR, AND WHITE PEOPLE WHO FAILED THE BAR PASSED THE BAR. A WHITE WOMAN NAMED NANCIE GIVENS HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH 64 COUNTS OF TAMPERING WITH BAR EXAM RESULTS BETWEEN 2020 AND 2025. AND HER CASE WAS SEALED FROM THE PUBLIC!
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This is the single best thing I’ve seen all week.
Republican Thomas Massie on his Pete Hegseth impeachment articles:
“I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay.“
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Apparently this segment from SNL’s Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans.
Be a shame if this went viral.
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BREAKING: Democrat Eileen Laubacher defeats Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District.
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The reason God gave us the Internet,... was so this video about former representative Lauren Boebert,... could be retweeted until everyone in America has seen it at least once:
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BREAKING: In an amazing and rare political moment, Bill Clinton in one fell swoop, just humiliated Donald Trump for turning the White House Rose Garden into what looks like Liberace's bathroom and hammering Congressional Republicans for allowing it. This is amazing.
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MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name.
Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs.
Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz.
JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman.
Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa.
Mike Johnson's real first name is James.
Rand Paul is Randal Paul.
Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson.
But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
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Rest in Peace, Dennis Haskins.
I knew Mr. Belding a lot more than I knew my own principal. Thank you for all the wonderful memories at Bayside.
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as funny as the kirk memes are, the fact that we stopped hearing about his killer once we found out he was white speaks volumes. if he were black, we’d still be seeing his face everywhere. no black person would’ve been allowed to forget him. that’s painful to think about.