I do what I want, you do what you can

Joined February 2015
Mk slatt funnier then trarags
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There will be absolutely no socks on in the house, but you may put your shoes back on if you’d like.
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Eating the cheese that gets stuck to the McDonalds wrapper after u finish the burger>
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shaving ur balls lowk feel like defusing a bomb… is there an easier way
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10 years anniversary of look for white woman 👩
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Wat if you were walking down the street and a honey bee sting you in your oenis
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I comprehend it and it’s sick as fuck
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1, 2, skip a few 99, 100
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Try and feed a bowl of spinach to a 10 year old and see what happens
Attempting to feed a bear McDonalds Big Mac 😮 What is in there that animals refuse to eat? 🔊
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Can’t even blame her
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In what world do you need an app to notify you of lightning strikes nearby
This motivated me to never fw broke women again
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How is this a real tweet.
what substance abuse opinions have u like this?
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I enjoy critters of all sorts. Interesting creatures and such. Various types of varmint and whatnot.
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Where the fat hoes at
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Today we're excited to announce Counter-Strike 2. Counter-Strike 2 is an overhaul to every system, every piece of content, and every part of the C-S experience. First, let's talk about smoke grenades:
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