BigBoobProblems

Just leave a trial of French fries...I'll find my way to you.

Great boobies, no boyfriend. Well, this doesn't add up. #BBP

The night has come, VS fashion show. Titties everywhere rejoice. #BBP

Replacement Refs: "upon further review, the strong safety did not touch second base, touchdown celtics."

Thank god girls can't get boners. I'd probably be sporting one every other hour. #sorryimnotsorry #BBP

This sweater makes me look like I'm smuggling two fuzzy hams into class. #BBP

If Tuesdays were a girl, she'd be the chubby chick from 6th grade who told on you for cheating to the teacher. #ihateher #BBP

Congrats on finally losing you're virginity. We all know you're still gay as pie. #quitfrontin #BBP

Guys cannot text for shit. I will gladly take my flexibility skills and witty personality elsewhere. #asshat #BBP

FUCK I HATE WHEN I FUCK UP A TWEET AND HAVE TO DELETE IT. #pissed everybody run. #BBP

Literally told my boss last night that my boobs were "itchin for the kitchen".... The fuck is wrong with me? #itchyorhungry #BBP

I just wanna dropout an become the worlds greatest sugar baby. #50sugardaddies #BBP

If you're already wearing uggs everyday, I hate you and everything you love. #BBP

Scared to meet his parents because you know their gonna take one look and think "my son is dating a big-tittied harlot." #sigh #BBP

When guys say "breast" I find it horrific and disturbing. #ewgetawayfromme #BBP

“@L_De_Venezia: @skylerbuccino @bigboobproblems likin' the shirt sky;) xitter.cf/L_De_Venezia/status/24…” omg this poor child. #BBP

One of my followers just told me to "just put my breast in the bra" you sir are a fucking genius. How revolutionary, give him a medal quick.