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Imagine calling Mexico, all of whose problems stem from capitalism, a socialist country.
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For his 41st birthday party, Argentine football superstar Diego Maradona dresses up as Osama bin Laden.
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
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When you take the poop cork out and finally feel relief entering your body as the foul mud leaves
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Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
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🚨🇧🇷 Le Brésil est en train de vivre une journée NOIRE sur les marchés.
Probablement la pire journée de son histoire depuis 40 ans.
En cause : le programme économique de Lula (socialiste). Que les marchés jugent catastrophique.
Pour vous faire un résumé, en une seule journée :
1/ Le taux à 10 ans est montée de +300 points (à 16,33% 💀)
2/ L'indice boursier 🇧🇷 a chuté de -17%.
3/ Le Real 🇧🇷 a perdu -11% contre le dollar.
4/ Et surtout, clairement le plus alarmant : le trésor brésilien vient d'annuler des obligations en URGENCE.
Quand un État annule ses propres émissions de dette en urgence, c'est qu'il n'y a plus assez d'acheteurs aux prix qu'il espérait.
C'est l'un des signaux les plus graves qui existent sur les marchés obligataires.
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I'm just glad I don't live in a dictatorship but a free democracy where every few years I can vote for a different banker or lawyer or landlord that represents the vast network of powerful corporate interests that controls every aspect of my life from cradle to grave
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Watching everyone Stand Up to Cancer at the World Series reminded me of the most hilarious Bill Burr bit of all time 😂 #WorldSeries
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I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.
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They purposely make the images black and white to make you think it was long ago meanwhile the "six year old girl" who is ruby bridges literally has a tiktok account.
THEY PUT A BLACK DOLL IN A COFFIN TO TERROR*ZE A SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHOSE ONLY "CRIME" WAS WALKING INTO A WHITE SCHOOL.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo shows a Nov. 23, 1960, mock funeral protest at Louisiana's State Capitol in Baton Rouge for Judge J. Skelly Wright, not an incident at Ruby Bridges' New Orleans school. Bridges has described a similar taunt outside her school.
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never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined amanda seyfried calling charlie kirk a pussy while elizabeth holmes's cokehead husband spluttered and swore vengeance
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amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately








































