DULL, GRUMPY & MIDDLE-AGED. RARELY SEEN IN PUBLIC.

Warwick, England
Joined June 2009
X-CON was so much fun yesterday, I got to chat to some amazing people. #xcon #himleyhall
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1 year. 12 months. 365 days… Without touching a drop of alcohol. Go me! #lifechoices #sober #healthyhabits #lifestylechange #alcoholfree
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You don’t see these on The Great British Bake off. #bakewelltart #bakery #cake #bakeoff #thegreatbritishbakeoff
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It’s getting beyond a joke now, even Colin the Caterpillar is a victim of shrinkflation. #colinthecaterpillar #MandS #shrinkflation
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You may see me on the telebox in the near future. #shiftthethrift #bbc #joannapage #leamingtonspa
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The programme covers from my first United match & my first trip to Old Trafford, 1989-90 season. #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #CoventryCity #HighfieldRoad #OldTrafford
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AL’S AMAZING FACTS #3043 Bonnie Blue is the granddaughter of Barry Blue, the English singer-songwriter and producer known for 1970s pop hits like "Dancin' (on a Saturday Night)".
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I’m officially at the age where not finding a parking spot is reason enough for me to just go back home.
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It’s so annoying that Apple TV & Paramount+ only show one episode per week of Slow Horses & MobLand respectively. #appletv #paramount #slowhorses #mobland #streaming
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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations & pubs play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger… #old #gettingold #middleaged #grumpy
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Happy birthday to Richard Ashcroft, 55 today. #richardashcroft #theverve #britpop #indiemusic #thisismusic
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AL’S BIG QUESTIONS #4 How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends & which ones are her bra?
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One minute you’re young & wild, then suddenly you have a favourite pharmacy.
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AL’S BIG QUESTIONS #3 When you use 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioner how does the shampoo know to go first?
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I found this in Tesco car park & handed it in to customer services. #lostandfound #bankcard #lost
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On this day 31 years ago it was Blur vs Oasis, who’s single did you buy? #blur #oasis #blurvsoasis #countryhouse #rollwithit #the90s #NME
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