BidetBalm

Introducing #BidetBalm It's the next best thing to cleaning your bum with soap and water. Made with clean and natural ingredients, it's formulated to remove leftover poop residue gently and effectively. Use less toilet paper AND get a better clean with BidetBalm.

did we mention it's portable?

Let’s commit to using less TP; We flush 27,000 trees per day down the drain everyday

stay tuned and be ready

I’ll see less of you, but we'll still be friends

don’t hide from an itchy booty

keep your seat neat

It’ll be velvety soft back there 🍑

Your bottom knot will be soft and fluffy

I’d 💩 👆

soft as a baby's bottom

#poop with a view

Show off that booty with confidence

Does coffee make you poop? Studies aren't conclusive but suggest #coffeepoops might be caused by either caffeine, hormones, exacerbation of #IBS or the lactose in milk and cream.