The Real Josh Hadley

Remember a time before Bill Maher was a worthless cunt and was just a worthless actor? I do. I used to watch this show.

Remember when we were told there was no future? Well, here it is.

I keep hoping all is well; I am told all is well; but it's cold and maybe this is hell. Am I dreaming a radioactive dream? A hallucination coming over me? This can't be reality.

I have this book; it's hilarious. I like how they are looking at Amber Aroused, and I knew that just from a glimpse. Sigh.

Steal This Planet: A Rock Fable...

The only Friday the 13th that matters.

I loved Planet Terror... Death Proof is shit. Machete is okay.

Who else but me can get written up AT the sensitivity seminar for cracking jokes during it! True story, by the way. Sigh.

Am I wrong or is that Ministry playing underneath Michael Ironside as his Highlander 2 character, pushing beer?

Call now and be a Star Wars nerd... show the world you are a geek and pay extra from an already exorbitant cable bill to watch the Star Wars.

We are living in a goddamn bad cartoon.

Would you rather have Champagne in your glass or cocaine up your ass?