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Herman Munster, 1965. He knew some shit.
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Drunker than ever before. More drunk than anyone has ever seen.
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Drop everything you're doing and watch this now. RIGHT NOW. Ari K and Schuyler Brown, I have no idea who you 2 beautiful bastards are, but you're instant legends. Hopefully someone in the comments knows and tags.
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Probably the most accurate nailing of the MAGA base I have ever seen.
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Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullins is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.
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This one is making the rounds again. Tom Brady at 45 vs. Kenny Stabler at 38. Pretty common visual dynamic at your average high school reunion, come to think of it.
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🚨BREAKING: Two-thirds of Donald Trump’s initial executive orders came directly from Project 2025 or are incredibly similar to proposals in the plan, via a new analysis by TIME. Democrats tried to warn you. Trump is extreme and he’s not stopping.
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Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.
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If you watch one thing today, it should be this video of Tim Kaine utterly decimating Pete Hegseth.
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Whatever. Gotta say it again. There are a gazillion more notable sports moments worthy of the @SportsCenter Top 10 than dunks. Like, congratulations for being tall. If I was 6’8” I could dunk too. Play me in pickleball, asshole, then let’s watch some highlights.
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Looking forward to the (non-dictator/fascist) leaders around the world shitting on Trump and the Broligarchs for the next four years because the last four years of decency and respect were so boring
Yeah!!!!!! GO CANADA! 🥰 As a Washingtonian YES please take us!!! Fuck Trump and all the Republicans who voted him in. #FAFO
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Fun Fact: If you start watching the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ at 10:39PM on #NewYearsEve, at midnight you will be ringing in the New Year at the same time as Forrest and Lieutenant Dan Taylor. 🥂
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Congratulations to everyone in the media for pulling off the longest, most sustained disinformation campaign in modern history. You shit on the economy every fucking day of Biden's time in office and it turned out to have all been bullshit (and you knew it)
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The Simpsons turns 35 today. Remember it like it was yesterday.
It's the most wonderful time of year for #TheSimpsons. Today marks 35 years since the series premiere!
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Last hour of the work day today, threw on the local evening news in the home office. Not one mention of the school shooting. ✅ Criminality & corruption of U.S. politicians, the court & our richest business people: normalized ✅ Kids getting slaughtered in school: normalized
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This is what a psychologically damaged human being sounds like. 😳👇
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Heroes, capes, yada yada. Fucking love this guy. Get him on a ticket.
MAGAs are making fun of this dude and saying he’s "triggered"…..I say he’s awesome and he speaks no lies
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