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Joined February 2009
Sorry for another smug middle aged #topical post, but ...
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Thank cod it’s not Christmas
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... anyway, Poppy Rage season has officially begun. May the tutting commence.
Wear your puppy with pride.
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These are definitely the massive pair of jeans worn by the now skinny Slimmer Of The Year in the obligatory tabloid pic. "Sid Prentiss lost an incredible 9 and half stone! These days he's got a trim 28 inch waist and a trim 25 year old girlfriend!"
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Wear your puppy with pride.
Good morning @ITV I watch @GMB every morning and I particularly enjoy the debates from both sides of the political spectrum….. but can I ask why this morning Ranveer Singh seems to be the only person, presenter and guest on your Show not wearing a puppy?
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Yer Ma bought yer Da's urn from Sports Direct
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Introvert kid? No future in being quiet or thoughtful. Only room for the pushy mouthy blaggers. The world is a giant Cockney market stall 🗣️
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"The Pink Panther was seen being escorted from Bungalow 8 in the early hours looking worse for wear after partying with Jamie Reynolds from the Klaxons and Lily Allen." (London Lite, 2006)
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Every year I share this, For those of you that haven't seen it before it was drawn by my Dad, Who was there, Not digging for coal, But digging for children, This is his abiding memory of that day, He will never forget, And neither should we. #Aberfan60 #CofiwchAberfan
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6 Music Dads v GB News Music Radio Dads tear up on Brighton beach
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Yet another discussion on TV about - sign - Empty Nest Syndrome. A friend who has three children in their thirties said "You should enjoy the time off. They'll be back in a few years because they can't afford to move out".
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Death watch. Who will be first to be met by Beelzebub's welcoming committee?
50%Kim Jong Un
50%Gary Glitter
2 votes • Final results
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Death watch. Who will be first to be met by Beelzebub's welcoming committee?
50%Kim Jong Un
50%Gary Glitter
2 votes • Final results
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There was a bakery at the end of our street and my parents slept in the front bedroom so were ~blest~ to be woken up at five in the morning by a fleet of Stantons (later Sunblest) vans delivering white sliced around the West Midlands #Facebook
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Takes me back to my tour down the Seine on a cold crisp autumn day in the 1980s. It was exactly like this. What a weekend! The Champs-Élysées, Saint Michel and old Beaujolais wine (cont'd Substack,🗼).
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Vive les Sensibles!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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Behold the cinematic quality and state of the art stereophonic sound 🎞️
⚠️🔴 À REGARDER JUSQU'À LA FIN JE NE PEUX PAS DÉCRIRE CE QUE JE VIENS DE VIVRE À MARSEILLE. #17octobre
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#OTD Oct 18 1968: Bob Beamon set the world and Olympic records for the long jump on his 1st attempt in the final at the Mexico City Olympics with a Gold Medal winning jump of 29 ft, 2 1/2 inches, breaking the previous record by almost 22 inches. At an altitude of 2240 m, Mexico City's air had less resistance than air would at sea level. Prior to Beamon's jump the world record had been broken 13 times. His record stood for 23 years until Mike Powell broke it in 1991, and it still stands as the Olympic record (56 years later). #History #Olympics espn.com/sportscentury/featu…
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Vive les Sensibles!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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Aaw, I loved The Cramps but a reunion without Lux Interior won't work :(
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