@Betterdead2

Handless Andy’s Tree Care and Fireworks Stand Owner

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Joined October 2018
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Imagine going to the concession stand at a BYU game and there's a line for milk
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Irish President Catherine Connolly shoved Trump behind the smallest desk she could find and my God, she understood the entire fucking assignment. What a legend!
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The photo shows Trump signing the standard Distinguished Visitors Book at Áras an Uachtaráin as part of the routine ceremonial welcome in the state reception room, using the desk customarily employed for this by prior visitors including US presidents Biden and Obama. president.ie/en/media-libra… rte.ie/news/ireland/2… commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pres… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81ras…
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annoying part of being sober is when people find out I don’t drink or do drugs i have to say “not in a religious or narc way, i’m just a horrible alcoholic!” & then everyone gets quiet
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I know it. You know it. He knows it. She knows it. They know it. Everyone knows it. You cannot outrun a bad diet forever. Eventually it will catch up to you. Why would you eat the fake garbage that keeps you weak and compliant? What is stopping you from eating real food?
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Andrew retweeted
BossLogic
@BosslogicAug 28
We’re holding off on rolling out today. We lost a huge part of our childhood and adult lives today with the loss of the legendary Peter Cullen, the man who gave the world so many iconic voices. The story he always shared about his brother, and how much his brother inspired the heart of Optimus Prime, is something that genuinely made me closer to my own brothers. He will forever be the Prime example of what it means to be good, to be strong, and to lead with heart. Rest in peace, legend. ❤️
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Star Wars gave us one of the greatest commercials ever made. Adidas' legendary 2010 World Cup "Cantina" ad transformed the Mos Eisley Cantina into a football watch party featuring icons like Daft Punk, David Beckham, Snoop Dogg, and more. Still one of the most creative crossovers ever. What's your favorite part?
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The sleek lines of the Cobra Night Raven.
The sleek lines of the Cobra Night Raven.

ALT The sleek lines of the Cobra Night Raven.

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Trump on E. Jean Carroll: “She actually indicated that she loved it… it was very sexy to be raped, didn’t she say that?” On May 9, 2023 a jury found him liable for sexual abuse and defamation. Then on Nov 5, 2024, 77 million dumbfucks said “This rapist is our guy.”
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Breaking Away (1979) is one of those small miracles that never gets talked about enough. A coming-of-age film with real heart, sharp writing, and a cast that feels completely lived-in. It’s funny, touching, and quietly profound.
cinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic12 Dec 2025
Which movies from the past 30 years were once massive hits but now feel like forgotten hidden gems?
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How funny is this 🤣🤣🤣
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Oh, so THAT’S how you pronounce it! 👀
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If you stare at someone's lips during a conversation..
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This is me now.
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It's crazy to me that my child brain saw this guy in green armor and was like "Yep, that's it. Pack it up. It doesn't get cooler than this".
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SR-71 “Vader” outpaces an F-4 Phantom at Mach 3+ [🎞️ flightposterstore, vfx/DCS]
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Cherchez LaGhost • Ghostface Killah feat. U-God & Madam Majestic [2000]
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In 1994, Phil Hartman and Chris Farley answered call-in questions from fans on CNBC 👏 Cool once in a lifetime chance to talk to two legends that left us way too early
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