The internet's master key changed on Sunday, and if your router missed it, your internet just stopped working.

An hour of audio transcribed in 21 seconds. On a MacBook Air. Completely offline. That's what the 164MB Phonon-2 claims. We compare it to Whisper, Redux, and NVIDIA Parakeet. There's a catch.

You can block cookies, go incognito, and use a VPN, and a website can still tell it's you: your browser has a fingerprint you can't delete.

Effect 4.0 rewrites the runtime, shrinks bundles, speeds up tasks, and makes failures part of the type system. I tested retries, timeouts, typed errors, and what actually changed.

Docker Agent lets you build AI agents in YAML with no framework code. We used it to debug an outage with two agents, and then had GPT-6 Luna and Claude Haiku 5.5 battle it out at Battleship.

Deno is joining Cloudflare, but the Deno runtime stops being developed after one more year. We break down why

🍏 Our mobile apps are now fully native on iOS and Android. → Critical alerts that cut through Do Not Disturb → Looping alerts that ring until you pick up → Live Activities with the escalation countdown on your Lock Screen → AI SRE chats that stream in real time Already have the app? Just update it from the App Store or Google Play.

“Which errors are new since yesterday’s deploy?” Your agent can answer that now. The Better Stack MCP server connects Claude Code, Cursor, or Codex to your errors, logs, and metrics, so it writes the query, runs it, and sends the chart back in the chat. Ask which pages are throwing 500s. Or just ask for a dashboard. It builds it in Better Stack and hands you the link. One line to install, OAuth in the browser: betterstack.com/docs/getting…

Already on Better Stack? Trigger an investigation on any existing incident with one click. betterstack.com/ai-sre

You don't need an incident either. Open a chat and ask about your telemetry, your errors, or recent commits and changes.

It never acts without approval. Escalating to on-call, opening a pull request for a new exception, creating the Linear ticket, and publishing the postmortem. It suggests, you drive.

It investigates outside Better Stack, too. GitHub, GitLab, Sentry, Grafana, Datadog, Linear, and Notion. If the cause was a commit, it can find the commit.

Different incidents need different investigations. Set up multiple AI SRE integrations, give each one its own prompt, and trigger them from your escalation policies. Database alert, database investigation. Checkout alert, checkout investigation.

Every team debugs differently, so you write the prompt. What it checks. How deep it goes. How it reports back.

It checks what's failing and what changed around the start time, works through your logs, traces, metrics, errors, and recent releases, then posts a summary to the incident timeline and into Slack. Turn it on for all incidents, and it runs every time.

Paged at 3am with nothing but an alert name? Not anymore. Our AI SRE now investigates the moment an incident is created, not when you open your laptop. By the time you're awake, the root cause analysis is waiting.

See how to create a routing number that connects you with the current on-call person and lets you report incidents by phone.