Just some bloke.

South East England
Joined May 2009
#SneakCherryBomb Was my first taste of Sneak and still nothing comes close!
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Well done @hashtagutd Back in the hat again! Tough game, but we got the result. #UpTheTags
Get in! JWL with the vital equaliser! ‘Mon the Tags! #BBCFACup
Probably the worst show I ever watched on itv. #500questions "you've got a wrong" is not English Giles. Where are the other 450 questions?
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What's the best #80's action movie? audioboom.com/boos/4482794-1…
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Awesome show tonight in Canterbury. Thanks @StuGoldsmith for a great "hour". Hope to see you again soon.
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Last minute decision. Booked to see @StuGoldsmith in Canterbury tomorrow! Can't wait! Taking my son to his first gig!! #horse
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It's 8.28pm. You're shit at carving pumpkins.
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It's 8.20pm. Your head looks like an upturned bollock.
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Cyclist's fall is broken by a handy mattress that flies from the car that hits him (from 0.18) youtube.com/watch?v=0ZxcGwIg…
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Simon Johncock retweeted
Stop praying to Me, Brazil. Even I can't help you now. #WorldCup
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Things more entertaining than Dr Who 1 Swimming through chisels 2 Dismantling a hot boiler 3 Disco incontinence #spacefat
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Simon Johncock retweeted
If you have never seen @FFDP in concert what are you doing with your life? They are absolutely amazing.
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Simon Johncock retweeted
Someone totally needs to bring Knotfest to the UK! That line-up looks amazing!
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Simon Johncock retweeted
There is only one wrecking ball @FFDP @FFDP_UK
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@OriginalKrush you should check @ArsenalGent feed for some post cup win/spurs bashing entertainment. Genuine Lols!!! #coyg
British logic vs American logic...
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Happy Birthtime to Ireland singing BONO! 98 today! Happy Birthtime Bono! I still don’t know where I left that thing!
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Gratz to #GoldenGodWinner @5FDPChrisKael on being rightfully crowned best bassist. Proves there’s still justice in the world! #5FDP4LIFE