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President Kenyatta the biggest SACCO isn't happy We are not represented here!
KES 1 coin = Bears the image of a Giraffe
KES 5 coin = Bears the image of a Rhino
KES 10 coin = Bears the image of a Lion
KES 20 coin = Bears the image of an Elephant.
@CofekRebranded
#NewCurrencyKE
Ruto B retweeted
Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.
We are readable. We move the ball slowly. No tempo!
#EveChe – at Bradford, England
Chelsea !!!!! When did we get here??
Look at Garnacho & Delap, who signed them ? Stinking
Rosenier
Stamford bridge
#CHEPSG – at United Kingdom
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Every Game!
Expect silly yellow cards🟨
Costly red cards♦️
Dropping crucial points!
Few of our players honour the badge!!!
We are now 6 points behind United. Sad
#ARSvCHE – at Bradford, England
Weekend Mode: Hustle Mode 💼
Nilikua nashughulikia bills na sending school fees upcountry. The @KCBInKenya imefanya mambo rahisi sana — from paying mama mboga kwa digital till ku-transfer pesa kwa shule bila stress. Kila kitu ni fast, secure, na simple!
Uko mode gani this weekend? Download the app hapa android 👉play.google.com/store/apps/d… ios👉apps.apple.com/ke/app/new-kc…
#NewKCBApp #KCBNiYetu #ForPeopleForBetter
Ruto B retweeted
🚨🔵 BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho to Chelsea, here we go! Deal done between #CFC and Man United.
Garnacho only wanted Chelsea and will sign seven year deal at the club for fee close to £40m package.
Story from July, confirmed. 🇦🇷
Come on Kenya 🇰🇪🙌 Let’s celebrate Brian Muchiri as he takes the pitch for our Harambee Stars today at Kasarani! 🏟️ Catch the action live on KBC or at the designated Fan Zones. 🔥⚽Know Your Magical Kenya Stars.@Football_Kenya
#MagicalKenya #OurPrideOurStar #HarambeeStars #FKF
Ruto B retweeted
🚨🔵 BREAKING: Jorrel Hato to Chelsea, here we go! Deal in place with Ajax for fee in excess of €40m.
Hato will sign long term deal at Chelsea as he only wanted to join #CFC this summer.
Medical and travel set to be booked for talented defender.
Ruto B retweeted
Wow, what a performance @ChelseaFC, congratulations !
Gagné ou perdu @PSG_inside, c'était quand même une saison incroyable 🏆🏆🏆🏆🙏
There is a time Uhuru was listed in the Pandora papers.
At that time Kenyans were purchasing unga at 250/,
Kenyans were queuing for petrol in gas stations.
Kenyan youth were jobless... but we didn't hear #77sirininumbers or UhuruMustGo...
Thika Road Why? #OccupyUntilVictory ? – at Chepkoilel, Kenya
Ruto B retweeted
Na wanaume mpunguze njaa jameni,na hamniskizangi. Sasa jamaa kweli iienda klabu ikaanua dragon mbili ikaleta kwa nyumba ati kuendeleza sherehe. On the first link? Can you be serious. The only time a woman will accept to follow you to your house after talking for 2 hours,is if she’s planning to rob you. Na mimi nilikua nimewaibia siri,to avoid waking up in an empty house,mkiingia kwa nyumba tu namna hii weka kifuli. Alafu toa kifunguo ya nyumba go hide it,but these dragons are proper detectives so hide it carefully.
Kuna ile tunaitanga hiding in plain site,kifunguo unaidungilia ndani ya nyanya,ama kabej. Hapo ata wakikuwekea mchele kilo ngapi itabidi wangoje uamke uwafungulie nyumba. Na hii mchele aikuangi mchezo,inamalizanga nguvu kabisa. Every muscle gives up,ata rectum inaenda leave. Unaamkanga na mzigo kubwa sana kwa underwear. Ndio pia nilisema hakikisha trouser imeingia ndani ya socks. Stop hunting in clubs,huku sio las vegas! Utakufa vibaya sana aisee!
Lest we forget,
Uhuru at one point got us having no fuel in the country 😀
There was a time you would go to Naivas and cannot be allowed to go home with more than 2 packets of unga
And now?
Not only price reduced but also,problems that are nolonger discussed.Too basic.
#Tbt – at Chepkoilel, Kenya
This is the U.S, the world's leading democracy...
But in Kenya, if police bosses talk tough, activists come for their neck!!
Hypocrisy.
#SabaSabaRevolutionDay – at Chepkoilel, Kenya





















