Hello and wecome to my bad idea's Twitter! You can expect the occasional random thought I have to be posted here, some.. I mean most of them won't make any sense, but fuck it You have been warned.

It appears I zoned out again, anyway.. Thowback to this banger

It appears I haven't had a thought in a while... I apologise

My body is a car and the fuel is beef minestrone

If big pharma didn't want me eating silica gel, then they wouldn't have given us Aioli

Sometimes the world is like a MIDI track, and god is going ham on the pitch wheel

The secret to being a good salesman is barbeque sauce and violence, in that order

Pork riblets will be the downfall of civilisation as we know it

Actors are criminally insane

How did they know?

The government is hiding from the government