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Sexual Fluidity Advocate. Liverpool FC x Orlando Pirates FC #YNWA #UpTheBucs. President of Lehasa Haters Club

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Has anyone ever seen a Volvo at a drinking place? – at South Africa
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@eNCA21 Mar 2019
Volvo to add in-car sensors to prevent drunk driving enca.com/life/volvo-add-car-…
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GoHomeRoger
@Go__homerogerOct 17
You must be new here cus we’ve always tweeted for the love of the game and not for likes
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@psyuttikOct 17
stop tweeting with zero likes
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That would be my villain origin story 😭😭😭
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Sounds about right 😭😭😭
spookie@SpookilooOct 17
Took someone on a hiking date 😂😂😂 I'm never seeing them again!
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I think the put in a throwing up agent into KFC for when you mix it with alcohol.
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Kiwis don’t taste like anything 😭😭😭
Daily cravings@amazingtopsOct 16
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Awu Kruger united my bebi
Official PSL
@OfficialPSLOct 17
#BetwayPrem - RESULTS: Milford take all three points in the KZN Derby; Kruger United score a late winner to secure the points at the Buffalo City Stadium.
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SABC Sport
@SABC_SportOct 17
We apologise for the technical difficulties affecting our live broadcast of the African Stars vs Orlando Pirates match. #SABCSportFootball
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Any match with a Zverev L is a good match ❤️❤️❤️
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Alejandro my G 🥺
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Zverev L loading 🥺
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Thembalethu@ThembaGwejelaOct 15
Don’t ever present again, ever!
uNdabezitha@JuniorMbatha_Oct 15
I present to you Beetroot 🤝
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@buffysOct 16
someone said if wanda wanted to find her kids all she has to do is check grindr 😭😭😭
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Ruaridh Mollica confirms Tommy is bisexual in ‘VISIONQUEST’: “I feel like Marvel did a great job by casting a bisexual actor for this and it’s such an honor to be portraying that in the MCU. I feel so seen. […] So I hope that me being bisexual and playing this part is good for people to feel seen and represented.” (variety.com/2026/tv/global/r…)
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Fix Your CV With Me@_BongaOct 16
A dude sent a girl he doesn’t know R3 000 and she didn’t fly and now they want their money back on this app? C’mon man 🤣
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Tina@Tina_HokwanaOct 16
Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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Madonna >>>>>>>>>
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Last line is dusting me 😭😭😭🤣
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@6ixxtarOct 15
My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”
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I genuinely cannot remember the last time i had an ibuprofen why the fuck would you need 500??
zelda 🍉✭@hfkzeldaOct 14
scare a european
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Oh apple my diye 🥺🥺
International Cyber Digest
@IntCyberDigestOct 15
‼️ A fake Google Chrome app was downloaded over 100,000 times on the Play Store, where it ran as a paid ad above the real Chrome in search. It launched in August as a game called Ball Bounce and became Google Chrome on 30 September.
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Jenni
@hashjenniOct 14
Girl I thought you breaded a rat😭😭
Lazzyyyyyy
@em_LazzyOct 14
Gotta marinate this turkey breast that w I kept marinating for last few days NOW TIME TO SMOKE IT
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🍞🥖🥐 кусок гнилого хлеба по ГОСТу 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@nazarich33rusruOct 13
Я не гей, клянусь. Просто иногда смотришь на член и думаешь: «ну почему он такой сочный на вид, как будто специально сделали, чтобы его хотелось». Представь, берёшь в рот тёплый, пульсирующий, а сверху мужик крупнее тебя гладит по голове и говорит «хороший мальчик». И ты сидишь такой, вроде гетеро, а в голове только «ещё чуть-чуть, пожалуйста». Это не ориентация, это просто фетиш. Как у кого-то на ноги, у меня на члены. Мимими.
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