Buffy Quotes

Spike: What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women?! What the hell does it take?! Why do you bitches torture me?! Buffy: Which question do you want me to answer first? #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Giles: Feel up to some training? Buffy: Sure, we could workout after school. You know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my mother! (Giles walks into a tree) #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Cordelia: You're really campagning for Bitch Of The Year, aren't you? Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous? #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Anya: For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? Andrew: Entertaining and educating. Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us? #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Cordelia: Hi, Mr. Beach. I was just wondering, were you planning on killing a bunch of people tomorrow? Oh, it's for the yearbook. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Angel: You can't get into my mind. Buffy: How did you...? Why not? Angel: It's like the mirror. The thoughts are there, but they create no reflection in you. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Angel: I won’t let anything happen to you if I can help it. No matter what, I’ll always be with you. Hey, I’ll love you, even if you’re covered with slime. Buffy: I liked everything until that part. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Xander: You know, Oz, I look at all this beauty, all these healthy young women and I wonder why I wasted my time on Cordelia. I mean, look at her. She’s no better looking than the rest of them.
Oz: None of them are really my...
Xander: Oh my God! He’s looking at her. He’s got his filthy adult Pierce Brosnany eyes all over my Cordy.
Oz: You’re a very complex man, aren’t you? #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Giles: I was just filling Buffy in on my progress regarding the research of Ascension.
Wesley: Oh. And what took up the rest of the minute?
Giles: Touché. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Xander: See, I’ve been saying for years that the lunch lady is going to do us all in with that Mulligan Stew. I mean, what the hell is a Mulligan? #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

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Xander: What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked women. Naked girls. Naked Buffy. Oh stop me.
Buffy: God, Xander! Is that all you think about?
Xander: Actually… Bye! #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Angel: You still my girl? Buffy: Always. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Willow: Buffy, I gotta tell you. I get it now. The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence. It's about the power. And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now. Giles: I'd like to test that theory. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Demon: Ow! What, are you nuts? Going around punching people? Buffy: People? Demon: So what, I'm a demon. That makes it okay? #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

The Mayor: Angelus, may I call you Angel?
Angel: Well, I'm thinking more along the lines of you calling me master.
The Mayor: Ah. You know Angelus, attitude may get you attention, but courtesy wins respect. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Xander: You've got to stop doing this. This dying thing is funny once, maybe twice. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Anya: Thanks a lot for coming. It was good of you to teleport all this way. Though, in retrospect, it probably would have been better if you hadn't come and given Willow all that magic that made her, like, ten times more powerful. That would have been a plus. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Spike: She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb. Which one's screwing her up more right now, spin the bloody wheel. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy