𝘼𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙙

Sometimes he falls for a reader's ragebait a little too easily. Although it's not clear which of them comes out on top in the end...

How does he get past the checks carried out by brazen law enforcement officers looking to take a bribe? Well… He has a regular ‘client’ with whom they’ve reached an agreement. Although she finds it difficult to walk afterwards.

It’s a shame there aren’t any condoms that fit him. Perhaps it’s better that he doesn’t know how many children he has with casual partners. 💧

He began to notice some strange lines drawn on his clients’ stomachs. ... Is this some sort of new trend? Goodness, he really needs to get out and about more; he feels like an old man.

All of his friends turned him down for the evening. Fine, he'll just drink beer at home by himself.

"People who go on adventures are always coming back with torn clothes. Maybe I should start selling cloak coats and underwear, for starters?"

"No, I won't give you a discount just because you show me your breasts."

Buy ten bottles of stamina potions and receive a gift. Gift:

It's always good to have useful connections at the tax office. Each of his income statements goes through... in an unusual way.

When asked why his mana potions restore energy so effectively, he prefers to reply, “It’s a trade secret.” ...It’s unlikely they want to know what they’re actually drinking.

He often sells underwear that he has “marked.” Fortunately, the smell seems to usually fade by the time it's sold...

The reader tried for so long to convince him that she could easily handle having sex with him and would be able to get the merchandise for free. But now she'll have to pay triple the price.✨

"Huh? What are you looking at?" Why does he need those huge cutouts in his pants? Well... That way he can keep his most important parts cool. And, of course, he becomes an easy target for a sudden 'attack'.

"Phew... I really got a good workout this time." Even though he's no longer an adventurer, he needs to stay in shape. But maybe he smells a little too much of sweat.