Typical Girl

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST N BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I CANT DEAL WITH THIS

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

Why stress over someone that won't even text to see if your alright?

parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things me: yes but today is not that day

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If a girl is silent, it's dangerous. They're either: about to blow up, need a hug, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.

me:

sure being pretty and having a beach body might be nice but have u tried pizza

sleeping with a fan on is essential

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

Going through snap chat, twitter and insta in the morning when you wake up as if it's a news paper

I want to refresh my mind. Delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes, and save all the happy moments.

girls cant find their wallets, shoes or car keys but we sure as hell can remember something you said 8 months ago

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

have u ever had to restart a song because u spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

do u ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur just like “that is you"

I just want to know if you meant everything you said. I don’t want you back, I don’t want an apology, I just want the truth.