Hey @alannajankov, I got another bathed in my tea tree oil, anti-fungal shampoo!!! #nomorepimples #nomoreyeast #grossdog

STICKS ARE THE BEST!!!! #nom #wood

Guys! I've been on hiatus. Working on my singing. #neutered #castrati pscp.tv/w/bBlSmTFheWpWZ1pQV1…

OMG @alannajankov WE LOVE THEM! #prettyposers #Canada150 #theguildrocks

Every day is opposite day. #badboy #screwyou #stupidmom

Hey @alannajankov! Check out my feet. #yeastinfection

MOM FORGOT TO FEED ME.

I smell of fish and nachos.

Mom let me out for a pee. I ran to the neighbor's and barked until they opened the door. Then I realized STRANGER DANGER. #bark

I am thankful for treats, cookies and possibly Millie.

Hotel pimpin' #glamour

UGH!!!! What a DUMBIE!!!! #hateyou #stupidpuppy #millie #goaway #bernieproblems

FOR SALE: This stupid puppy. $5/OBO!!!! #getout #ihateyoualready

Mom hit me in the eye with her iPad. I WAS UPSET!!!! #ouch #hateyou

Do you ever go to you best friend's house and poop on their floor? #bernieproblems

OMG!!! RT @gputnam: @BernieProblems here's your sombrero waiting! xitter.cf/gputnam/status/4256591…

Oh, you know, just a few shots I took for @gputnam and #michelle while they're away. I WANT MY SOMBRERO!

OMG!!! #michellehooper and @gputnam bought me a sombrero!!!! #fiestabernie

I HATE WINTER!!! #bernieproblems

#2014 looks a lot like #2013, but drunk humans feed me @PizzaandPoutine. I LOVE GRAVY AND CHEESE AND PORK!!!