Welcome to the world, ILYA LEIN SMITH!! Our beautiful baby girl was born on April 9, 2021 at 8:49am weighing 7lbs 9 oz. Indra and I are over the moon and feel so blessed to have this little princess in our lives. Our hearts are full❤️❤️❤️ #babysmith

I'm trying to mentor one of my coworkers and I think I'm being really patient but apparently I am not🙃

Anybody on here work for Social Insurance? I'm trying to get another one of those pens y'all we're giving away. They are perfect and mine is dying🥲

I have a vested interest in this season of My Little Pony that my daughter is watching. Man, times change.

Please let me know if you are aware of any available jobs for a 35 year old male former social worker. Bless.

My diplomatic approach is being tested. Non work me is thinking...

Is the tint fine still $500 a window? I'm tired of you lot looking at me.

Hendo in a Chelsea kit just feels wrong

I am deep in my "Unc" phase. Taught two of my coworkers how to use a fax machine for the first time today🧓🏾

So I here the plague got released...I'm not doing another shelter in place until I can be out onbmy boat and whatnot.

Overserved at a kid's party today and I got there 2 hours late. These are some serious times😶🤣

Y'alls government and opposition love to say anything they think will get them votes. #facts

This traffic is bullshit. Morning.

There is a bottle outside with a little water in it and my wife said she was collecting "moon water"😶. I'm just here thinking about how tomorrow we will have been together for 25 years. #anniversary

It's always the calls from inside the house that are the most dangerous

I will say this. If you work with me, at some point I'm gonna call you "Hamma". Well done Oxford.

One thing. I feel like Twitter has gone soft. We used to dish out licks on any and everything🥲

It's straight summer/boat weather until October 21😎 I don't make the rules 🚤🚤

Hate when I hold someone accountable and they be getting mad. Like maybe do what the fuck ya supposed to🤷🏾‍♂️

United fans will be talking about this until the end of time🤣 #munmci

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