@Beorn2000

Just your average musical ursine. Accidental hiker. Hyphen addict. Immanentizing the eschaton one tweet at a time.

 People's Republic of Calif.
Joined April 2015
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Replying to @Buffyinnyc
To my dismay, I am discovering that a growing number of people prefer the security of authoritarianism over the dangerous possibilities of freedom.
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Leading Report
@LeadingReport
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Sen. Chuck Schumer: “Our ultimate goal” is to give every illegal alien citizenship.
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Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall buff.ly/7m9o2Af

Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall

NASHVILLE, TN — Prison officials admitted they were unsure how to go about executing a woman who was currently being kept alive by a ventilator that is plugged into a power outlet in the wall.

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Talarico pretending he’s not a radical lunatic
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Some numbers tell a dispositive story. 1939: 40 million Arabs in the world. 2026: 450 million Arabs in the world 1939: 17 million Jews in the world. 2026: 16 million Jews in the world 1939: 4 sovereign Arab states 2026: 22 sovereign Arab states 1939: 0 sovereign Jewish states. 2026: 1 sovereign Jewish state Tell me again what the argument is about.
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The key to a successful Dallas Cowboys season: Play only crappy, winless teams.
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Seven feet from ground to shoulder or head to tail? Because if it's the latter, they just shot an alligator hiding in an old plane wreck.
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Oct 4
JUST IN: UFO whistleblower David Grusch claims U.S. troops opened fire on 7-foot “reptilian” beings found alive at the wreckage of an alleged alien spacecraft.
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Dome stadiums suck.
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Same thing
Madison
@Maddytx76
Oct 3
Iran has shifted its position from “Death to America” to “Vote Democrat”. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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That Machado at-bat was god-awful.
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One strike, two balls for the Padres pitcher there.
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But she's just a clump of cells.
TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 2
Christa Pike felt extreme pain during botched execution, death penalty expert explains. tmz.com/2026/10/02/christa-p…
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Baseball In Pics
@baseballinpix
Oct 4
Happy 72nd Birthday to Hall of Famer Dennis Eckersley, born this day in Oakland, CA. What are your thoughts and memories of Dennis Eckersley?
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My favorite part of singing in the forrest is the incredible reverb.
Buddy Mac
@TenGallonTroub
Oct 3
Anyways, here’s wonderwall… #cowpoke #yodel #country #western #tengallonhat
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TugboatPhil@TugboatPhil
Oct 2
Replying to @TugboatPhil
- If you're on the phone blocking an aisle & not paying attention, I'm putting my phone up like I'm on a call and running my cart into you. Then I'll look at you and say "I guess neither of us was paying attention to our surroundings." 3/end
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Dead Poets Society
All The Right Movies
@ATRightMovies
Oct 1
What's the greatest high school based movie?
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The inverse of, "No fighting in the war room."
NBC News
@NBCNews
Oct 2
There was no medical oxygen or mask in the execution chamber where Tennessee tried and failed to kill convicted murderer Christa Pike, which meant staff had to go and get it when things went wrong, according to a source who witnessed what happened. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-me…

‘Some of the medication has worn off’: Witness recalls failed Tennessee execution of Christa Pike

The failure of the lethal injection that was intended to kill Pike, 50, led the governor to order an investigation and halt the one remaining execution scheduled for this year.

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I could be wrong, but it seems like the reason she won’t die is because they are keeping her alive.
New York Post
@nypost
Oct 2
Christa Pike unconscious and on ventilator nearly two days after botched execution, attorneys say trib.al/vxhSXz8
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Pancakes
Elma
@oelma__
Oct 2
Describe this kitchen in one word. 💜
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CNN: Motive still unclear, but white supremacy has not been ruled out.
CNN
@CNN
Oct 3
Terrorist images were found on Flydubai suspect Hamam al-Hammami's social media cnn.it/4AMtUNQ

Terrorist images found on Flydubai suspect’s social media | CNN

The pilot suspected of having attacked another pilot aboard a Tel Aviv-bound Flydubai flight on Wednesday was removed from a previous job at Oman’s national airline last year following concerns about...

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I ignore you and try to get with Kuato.
Sophia 🇬🇧
@Lexibexiio
Oct 1
what would you do if a woman my age admitted she was scared of ending up alone? I really want to know.
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