When Paul isn’t giving a Handshake, he should still put out his hand and send the substandard bakes to the fucking floor #GBBO

If Connie wins, I will eat her hat. #gbbo

Nigella at 66 and me at 42 #gbbo

Simon Harris is planning to substantially increase child benefit for having three kids exactly. Don’t know what that’s about. #budget2027

Danni is absolutely a James Acaster spirit animal #GBBO

🚨BAKE OFF LEAK🚨: Producers are discontinuing the Hollywood Handshake, replacing it with the Hollywood Handjob. #GBBO

The BISCUIT BOFFIN writes the BISCUIT BIBLE #GBBO

Everyone is so autistic and creative this year. #GBBO

Me “being sick every week”ing my way to the bakeoff final #GBBO

Cakes will take any opportunity to end themselves. Never leave them unattended! #gbbo

For some reason Noel got involved in the technical #gbbo

Technical winner has been leaked #gbbo

Terrible way to send off Prue #gbbo

Hi @IrishRail , there are no bike spaces on athlone-Dublin tomorrow morning. Are the new bike carriages on these trains? Thanks