Whenever I’m asked if I could have dinner with anyone currently living or dead, I always choose a living person because dead people are bad dinner companions
I might never get tired of watching videos of street food vendors in India. Also, I will never eat street food in India
Jeff Benjamin retweeted
The prevailing view of so much of the young left in America is that we’re the worst country ever, so if someone attacks us, they can’t be all bad.
Clash of Civilizations
HBO Real Time Sept. 11, 2026
Is there an app to help navigate road construction in Michigan? I challenge anyone to travel a mile in this state without seeing orange
I am going to stop taking advice from people who record videos while sitting in a car. Why is that even a thing?
Jeff Benjamin retweeted
Top 1% paid ~ 38.4% of all federal income tax.
Top 10% paid ~70.5%
Top 50% paid ~96.7%
Bottom 50% paid ~3.3%
Define "fair share."
Jeff Benjamin retweeted
Sen. John Fetterman just dropped a truth bomb this morning on Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed.
"Essentially a pro-Hamas candidate that's been anti-American and deeply anti-Israel... He's a socialist who earned $700,000 last year... He's a phony."
No mincing words. Fetterman calling it exactly like it is.
Jeff Benjamin retweeted
EVERY
WORD
OF
THIS
I want to ask the students screaming “Death to America”, do you have any idea what happens when American values die?
Because I do.
My family fled Iran, a country where freedom died. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone.
You think America is oppressive because you have never experienced real oppression.
You think silence is violence because you’ve never been silenced.
You think words are dangerous because you have never watched a government drag someone away for speaking them.
You think capitalism is evil because you have never stood in a bread line.
You think borders are immoral because you have never had to flee across one.
You think revolution is romantic because you have never had a revolution take everything from you.
I have.
And that’s why I refuse to be quiet.
Jeff Benjamin retweeted
Jeff Bezos on NYC spending:
"If we ran Amazon the way New York City runs their school system, packages would take 6 weeks to arrive, we would charge you a $100 delivery fee and when the package did finally arrive, it would have the wrong item in it."
Do @NBA players take acting classes or are they really that weak that they collapse when someone bumps into them?
Does it feel like the media and politicians are just F-ing around with this Epstein file BS? Release it all or don’t. Good grief
Starting to feel like @Jeopardy is padding Jamie Ding’s streak by pitting him against second stringers










