I love #dayz ok bye

I am the Australian DayZ god @BkYrdCharizard. 1v1 me behind Balota. Sawed-off BK 43 Slug only.

Currently waiting to drop a guy when he jumps on the radio. Tune in to watch me slot these fools and give Kev celebration treats.

I like to play paper rock scissors with my dogs but I keep losing

Hold on I've got this !!! Here I go again on my own Going down lubjansk the only road I've ever known

here i go again on my own down the road from lubjansk Here I go again on my own Going down lubjansk the only road I've ever known

I like to play connect 4 by myself

What colour is the cup ! In 2 girls 1 cup ?

Vegemite sucks… I said it

Send= sometimes in life my love for fried spam is better than I am

I was wondering, why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets… then it hit me.

doing a poo

Thoughts on my singing, and why is it 10/10? youtube.com/shorts/AocekJgJY… #DayZ @DayZ

i googled real shrek weddings, i wasn't disappointed

Currently rawdogging zombies in DayZ. I am the weapon.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

After many years i've finally found out what men at work was saying about, New Zealand

When I finished high school I wanted to be an astronaut and people laughed when I told them, everyone needs a dream mine was to be the first Australian into space to walk on the sun.

As a side job I'm a wedding singer I've been impersonating the lead singer from Queen I'm a bit of a legend in my area and the locals have nicknamed be Benny Mercury