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“SLIDE” detergent security at Target… I assume it’s loud as you slide it so people are less likely to shoplift?

I like that after you played @JennyKDWB’s first song of the day intro during the show, the app thinks it’s actually Nelly. @daveryankdwb @falenkdwb

No dog walkers or smokers out tonight, 10:58pm @falenkdwb @JennyKDWB

Love this! @ConfabEvents #confab2022

“The guy dying of thirst is now a mineral water critic?” @succession

Thumbs down, she never wanted to hurt him. @BacheloretteABC #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC

Happy to see you in my search results. @everywhereist

@gottmik Gah! Can’t wait to see you at First Ave!

Someone posted this on facebook and it’s just hinies-down amazing.

Dear @DairyQueen, the @Drumstick Blizzard with Peanuts is beyond delicious.

@cariboucoffee is it appropriate to ask to “fill the drink up more?” I feel Crafted Presses (XL in particular) are never full. A sip has not been taken out of this cup yet. Don’t feel it’s worth the size 😕

Now that we have this emote we can all leave #Confab2021 at peak happiness. @ConfabEvents @halvorson

This emoji is everything at #Confab2021 @ConfabEvents

@vidhster 🙌 THANK YOU FOR YOUR AMAZINGNESS. #Confab2021

What’s my #ConfabSetup? Livin’ it up Chaise Lounge style! Whoop whoop! @ConfabEvents #Confab2021

This TikTok title is just *chef’s kiss*