
Baseball analytics writer @PitcherList, Comedy singer/songwriter, webcomic doodler, sax player, human pizza.
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Ben Pernick retweeted
A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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Kamala OWNS Trump for making a big mistake going back to his birtherism roots saying Kamala is Indian and not black like Rachel Dolezal. 👇👏👏👏👏
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This is a satirical post by the account @kamolaharris, x.com/kamolaharris.
Kamala Harris's real account is @kamalaharris x.com/kamalaharris
I stupidly agreed to take the 15th spot in a 50-Round Draft & Hold, and let me just say... 15th was a bad choice. (Settled on Trea and Olson fwiw)
Y’know, if you removed all the canned laughter, you wouldn’t laugh nearly as much when watching Cocomelon
Hamas sees dead Jews as gold, and dead Palestinians as Bitcoin.
Dead Jews are ideal, but they can convert dead Palestinians into more dead Jews if they can get enough easy marks to buy into it
For those Jews who think you’re safe because you’re not in Israel, you should know there’s an attempted pogrom going on right now in Dagestan, Russia by Pro-Palestinians. Today Russia, tomorrow where you call home… anywhere but Israel 🇮🇱
Even worse than the “compliment sandwich” is the “antisemitic sandwich”, the cool leftist way to make your hate speech more digestible. #Israel #BringThemHome 🇮🇱
Here’s an example of a classic “antisemwich”
Ben Pernick retweeted
Dear former @SpeakerMcCarthy:
1. All Dems voted no on YOUR Rules change to allow 1 Member to bring a motion to fire you.
2. Dems voted consistent with our belief that Rep Jeffries is best Speaker.
3. Your inability to understand what happened is why you are no longer Speaker.
Replying to @atrupar
Kevin McCarthy claims Democrats "created this mess," prompting even a Fox News reporter to push back
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The IDF has released a phone call allegedly between 2 Hamas operatives where one informs the other that the Islamic Jihad missile was launched from a cemetery near the hospital and the shrapnel is consistent with one of their missiles.
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So let’s walk through it.
We now have video of the scene showing the explosion is from the parking lot and the buildings are in tact. There is no crater, no building demolished. This is inconsistent with the type of bomb many were suggesting yesterday. xitter.cf/Osinttechnical/status/…
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Replying to @yousuf_tw @ajmubasher
Iron Dome doesn't intercept during ascent. If the rocket broke apart it is not an interception but a rocket failure. – at Israel
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Robert De Niro’s full statement on Trump. Please read and let me know your thoughts:
I’ve spent a lot of time studying bad men. I’ve examined their characteristics, their mannerisms, the utter banality of their cruelty. Yet there’s something different about Donald Trump. When I look at him, I don’t see a bad man. Truly.
I see an evil one.
Over the years, I’ve met gangsters here and there. This guy tries to be one, but he can’t quite pull it off. There’s such a thing as “honor among thieves.” Yes, even criminals usually have a sense of right and wrong. Whether they do the right thing or not is a different story — but — they have a moral code, however warped.
Donald Trump does not. He’s a wannabe tough guy with no morals or ethics. No sense of right or wrong. No regard for anyone but himself — not the people he was supposed to lead and protect, not the people he does business with, not the people who follow him, blindly and loyally, not even the people who consider themselves his “friends.” He has contempt for all of them.
We New Yorkers got to know him over the years that he poisoned the atmosphere and littered our city with monuments to his ego. We knew first hand that this was someone who should never be considered for leadership. We tried to warn the world in 2016.
The repercussions of his turbulent presidency divided America and rattled New York City beyond imagination. Remember how we were jolted by crisis in early 2020, as a virus swept the world. We lived with Donald Trump’s bombastic behavior every day on the national stage, and we suffered as we saw our neighbors piling up in body bags.
The man who was supposed to protect this country put it in peril, because of his recklessness and impulsiveness. It was like an abusive father ruling the family by fear and violent behavior. That was the consequence of New York’s warning getting ignored. Next time, we know it will be worse.
Make no mistake: the twice-impeached, 4-time indicted Donald Trump is still a fool. But we can’t let our fellow Americans write him off like one. Evil thrives in the shadow of dismissive mockery, which is why we must take the danger of Donald Trump very seriously.
So today we issue another warning. From this place where Abraham Lincoln spoke — right here in the beating heart of New York — to the rest of America:
This is our last chance.
Democracy won’t survive the return of a wannabe dictator.
And it won’t overcome evil if we are divided.
So what do we do about it? I know I’m preaching to the choir here. What we’re doing today is valuable, but we have to take today into tomorrow – take it outside these walls. We have to reach out to the half of our country who have ignored the hazards of Trump and, for whatever reason, support elevating him back into the White House. They’re not stupid, and we must not condemn them for making a stupid choice. Our future doesn’t just depend on us. It depends on them.
Let’s reach out to Trump’s followers with respect. Let’s not talk about “democracy.” “Democracy” may be our holy grail, but to others it is just a word, a concept, and in their embrace of Trump, they’ve already turned their backs on it. Let’s talk about right and wrong. Let’s talk about humanity. Let’s talk about kindness. Security for our world. Safety for our families. Decency. Let’s welcome them back. We won’t get them all, but we can get enough to end the nightmare of Trump, and fulfill the mission of this “Stop Trump Summit.”
Ben Pernick retweeted
it’s really simple, sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, advocate for your husband’s care when the baby advocates for your husband’s care.
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Maybe the worst one yet, from my alma mater. Morally inverted. Disgusting.
Students for Justice in Palestine at @NorthwesternU: Hamas barbarism is justified, and Israel is not “the aggrieved party.”
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Have heard from multiple @NorthwesternU students who are horrified by the vile statement below. To counter the hate and mourn the victims, students held
a well-attended Israel solidarity vigil on campus:



























