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The 20–25 age range is wild 😭 You have friends who are married, friends who are unemployed, and friends who are at work 24/7. 😭😭
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Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.
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Semenyo hearing Enzo expose his performance to his Argentine teammates on the phone 😭
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mental health matters and it can affect anyone, never hesitate to check on your friends
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You fucked up bro, me and my 3 unemployed friends on disability are going to make you a lolcow and harass you for life now
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Unfortunately, when I like a song I have no problem playing it 734 times in a row.
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My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.
I fell straight into the math trap until I remembered that dividing by half isn't dividing by two
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Gary Lineker is completely right, we are looking at a generational player who will break every record
🗣️ @GaryLineker: "He could end up as England's greatest ever footballer." 👀
Jude's in a world of his own right now 😮💨




























