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The Asset

@Benign_Asset

Not a good man, but a perfect soldier丨Winter Soldier/The Asset丨Werewolf丨Dark/Mature Themes丨MS MV丨18+ N/sfw in DMs丨Solos in Moments丨DMs open

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=𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚘𝚕𝚏= ☆ Winter Soldier | Post CW: Canon Divergence ☆ Bucky Barnes is 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕕 | The Asset is 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖 ☆ 18+ Lewd Friendly | Solos in Moments ☆ Dark/Mature Themes | Descriptive | Banter | Serious 💟🔁❓
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Digging through his laundry basket. “Where the fuck have all my shirts gone!?”
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*speeding home* Shit shit shit shit!
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Winter: I think I’m forgetting something… Loki: If you’ve forgotten, then it wasn’t important. Winter: Yeah, you’re probably right. Jane: *home alone* Winter: Fuck!
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What's the point of being the world's best freelance assassin if you've not got the scratch for your girl to doll herself up with?
𝓑𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 | ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ (@AKillerNoMore) profile picture𝓑𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 | ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ@AKillerNoMore8 Feb 2023
She may or may not be using 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚'𝙨 credit card to go lingerie shopping. Look good, feel good, right?
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“I’ll take that as a ‘yes.’” Pulls her in for an overdue reunion kiss.
𝓑𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 | ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ (@AKillerNoMore) profile picture𝓑𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 | ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ@AKillerNoMore8 Feb 2023
Even before she hears that voice, she recognises the way his firm body feels against his own. "Baby.." It's an affectionate murmur, and she instantly relaxes into his embrace.
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Grabs her from behind, pulling her close. “Miss me?”
𝓑𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 | ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ (@AKillerNoMore) profile picture𝓑𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 | ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ@AKillerNoMore8 Feb 2023
STOP LURKING AND COME LOVE ME DICK
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|| Why is my narrator suddenly British?
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Narrator: *casually thumbing through the script* Oh, I thought that was already implied. Yes, I believe he shall be 'occupied' as it were, for quite a while.
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Narrator: And then the Joker got food poisoning from a dodgy olive in his martini and had to leave early, leaving Harley alone and letting her live happily ever after... or something. The End.
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Narrator: Harley would go on to find that it would, in fact, "hurt."
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I have two types; skinny twink boys I can break in half and brick shithouses who can break me in half. No in between.
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|| Watching the Wolverine anime solely because I saw that Omega Red is in it.
And then we beat him up and took it.
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Yes, but in what context?
ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀꜱɢᴀʀᴅ (@hxrnygod) profile pictureᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀꜱɢᴀʀᴅ@hxrnygod25 Apr 2021
Nope Just fuck
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L o k i... Where are my snacks!?
ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀꜱɢᴀʀᴅ (@hxrnygod) profile pictureᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀꜱɢᴀʀᴅ@hxrnygod25 Apr 2021
N o p e
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Okay, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀꜱɢᴀʀᴅ (@hxrnygod) profile pictureᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀꜱɢᴀʀᴅ@hxrnygod25 Apr 2021
You know what? Fuck Sam Wilson.
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Do you exist to piss me off, Stark? Or are you just too stupid to know who you’re talking to?
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤. (@NANOTECHAVENGER) profile picture‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤.@NANOTECHAVENGER25 Apr 2021
[Catches his fist] Saw that coming, Buck-o.
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Sighs. [Punches him]
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤. (@NANOTECHAVENGER) profile picture‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤.@NANOTECHAVENGER25 Apr 2021
Noted, Buckaroni.
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Not lying. And you’re about three seconds from catching some hands if you use that man’s name for me again.
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤. (@NANOTECHAVENGER) profile picture‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤.@NANOTECHAVENGER25 Apr 2021
You know, it’s not good to lie, Buck.
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