D1 Waterboarding at SMU | 47x 2028 Election Interference Indictments | Certified Ecoterrorist | $XOM Long | Always Beating the Allegations | Pronouns: get/fkt

MACO, MA
Joined October 2024
I've got my Nick-a-s in Paris, and they're going gorillas
🚨 Paris is on fire as rioters take over across France: Over 500,000 people have taken to the streets across France. Protesters and rioters have set fire to historic buildings, destroyed famous statues, and looted thousands of stores. Police have been seen driving away after being attacked and overwhelmed by the number of rioters as clashes broke out across every major city in France. Let this be a warning sign for the rest of the West: Hundreds of years of work and preservation gone in one day.
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This footage is from September 2025. x.com/nickshirleyy/s…
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Using the original game image and not the YouTube thumbnail is real ball knowledge
Just paid $500 on my $150,000 student loan debt today
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This is exactly what I expected from Brown People
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"dune coon, camel jocky, inbred, carpet surfers. "
Talking shit about a ship that you tried to sink, then lied about sinking, that assisted in the sinking of your entire Navy is why I make fun of you dune coon, camel jocky, inbred, carpet surfers. It’s impolite to pick on the handicapped but I do it anyway
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That's crazy. Hey, @grok what changed?
crazy to think they used to have a space program and nuclear weapons
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They're calling it the only American thing she's even said
Replying to @jshbz
If you need me I'll be balls deep in bourbon
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First they came for the flavored vapes and I said nothing. Now, all you can get are menthol Zyns in Massachusetts
These new pledges better not think Mississippi banning flavored vapes is an excuse get ur ass to Memphis or Alabama
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Two PATRIOTS. There, fixed it for you
JUST IN: Cornell University bans students from processing wild game in dorm kitchens after two students butchered a bear to make “black bear pastrami.”
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Sherman's March Through Somalia
I’m willing to serve as provisional governor.
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Headphones are crazy because you can be a white boy at the gym listening to Grease and no one will know because you're singing Niggas in Paris out loud
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"on holiday"
Genuinely, all these tweets of World Cup visitors getting to experience the best of Small Town, USA fills me with a national pride that’s been on holiday lately
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First pride month with a Gay Ayatollah. Huge one for the homos.
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Never forget what they took from us
In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: JB Pritzker Lori Lightfoot Big Mike
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Rory is back on top, but he's unaware that Big Yahu knows he's just a few strokes away from developing a Nuclear Weapon.
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Excellent password strength
“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).
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