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Benny Dohring

@Bendohring

Sarcastic. Empathetic. Good kisser. Part time hand model. All I need is an egg salad sandwich and a pilsner glass of Bailey's for it to be a good night.

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Joined March 2010
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When I was blackout drunk I bought tickets to @chrisdelia . Next day I was wondering why the tickets were 200 bucks. Turns out I got 6th row tickets. Drunk me wants the best for sober me.
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Just read my tweets from the past ten years. Yikes! 95% of them should’ve been drafts
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Can I be James Blunt with you? You’re Beautiful!
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I have a feeling that the people making the Kevin James memes haven’t watched all of King of Queens and that’s the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
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No one asked for my review, but the Frasier reboot is good
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Super happy Kevin James had become a meme
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Remember when phones had one camera and it sucked?
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New year new me
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@ConanOBrien22 Sep 2022
My wife knows the only DM’s I slide into are my Denim Moccasins.
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Maybe Oscar the Grouch just has seasonal depression
Am I the only one who finds curling to be thrilling?
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Bills won. Bob Saget died. So many emotions tonight.
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The world is a vampire
Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow
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It’s a good day to have a good day
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What’s in the box?
I guess everyone will be productive today?
The Grateful Dead is the greatest American rock band.
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Wearing a mask when you’re vaccinated is like wearing a condom when your partner is on the pill. It’s better to be safe than to be sorry!
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@ConanOBrien21 Jul 2021
I don't often get political on here, but Olympic athletes should be allowed to have sex with each other and then describe it to us.
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A telemarketer called me on their first day, so I gave him the sale.
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