This is what a single digit IQ, mouth-breathing, America-last retard looks like on X in 2026. No critical thought. No comprehension skills. No debate ability. Just emotional, “wUt aBoUt tHe tRoOpS” neocon-ism from the Bush era. Pathetic lol.
Voting options in 2026:
Repubs - Pointless Middle East wars, Epstein pedos, and endless taxpayer money sent to Israel.
Dems - Trans kids, DEI everywhere, open borders
Both parties are absolute dogshit and this country’s politics really are horrendous.
“Shut up and eat your goyrot burrito made of dogfood, our ancestors 1,000 years ago were grazing on shrubs, you should be thankful. We have to win the useless war against the sand people.”
Midterm-losing messaging brought to you by retarded, braindead neocon goblins.
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Conservative messaging in 2026:
"Eat your Cargill goyslop meat solution log (1/4lb. per person max), quit complaining, and make sure you vote red in November or you're a communist pussy who doesn't know how to cook at home!"
Lmao we're going to get fucking wrecked.
I think it’s clear - Morocco did this deliberately. The king knew that Spain would do nothing, let them in and grant them all amnesty, so he sent them there by the tens of thousands to effectively invade the territories and take them.
@elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra @RupertLowe10
“bUt wHaT iF tHeY dEveLoP a nuke!?”
-Every brainwashed retard since the 80s
Pretty much all of the prominent voices who supported the Iran War assured us it would be over by now. None of them will admit they were wrong. Even less will they admit that their initial assurances were based on nothing but their own wishcasting. This whole shitshow has been an enormous waste of time and resources and our country has not benefited from it at all. Its advocates have moved the goal posts repeatedly and have even to this day refused to clearly articulate what constitutes a victory and how we’ll know that it’s been achieved.
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Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud.
The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted
CNN said there was "little evidence."
Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud
Today: $90M busted and 15 charged.
IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.
I don’t give a shit if Iran has a nuclear weapon. My gas is $5 a gallon right now.
“aMeRiCa FiRsT”
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran buff.ly/fzAnOK9
Nothing says “I support freedom of speech” more than locking your comment section so only people who like you can talk.
People aren’t getting fired because of what they said about Charlie Kirk’s death. They’re getting fired because what they said about his death reveals what their inner character is like and what kind of values they hold. And most employers don’t want to employ valueless cretins.
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When I see all these senators trying to lecture and "gotcha" Bobby Kennedy today all I can think is:
You all support off-label, untested, and irreversible hormonal "therapies" for children, mutilating our kids and enriching big pharma. You're full of shit and everyone knows it.
