@BenLongComedy

Comedian, Copywriter and Creator of http://t.co/swovV9PvDt.

Joined March 2011
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The only DC Universe I care about are the various flavors and varieties of Diet Coke.
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@Valkyrae4 Oct 2021
The custom world @ATT created featuring @100Thieves, is available now!🎉 Download @VRChat now and visit before October 7th to get two exclusive avatars! wahooo!☺️ bit.ly/2ZIapJj #AD
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Does the third amendment not apply to the people’s house?
Greg Miller
@gregpmiller13 Jan 2021
While some GOP House members complain about having to walk through metal detectors, National Guard troops spent night sleeping on marble floors of the Capitol.
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Share these Voter Protection Hotlines. #Vote #Vote2020
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North Carolina voters: I just got off the phone with my Dad, who is volunteering on @JoeBiden's absentee ballot response team. Here's what's happening out there. A thread.
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Our system works exactly like it is supposed to. ⁦@Public_Citizen⁩
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Jaw-dropping to read that the German success re the coronavirus pandemic was based on U.S. research that was ignored or dismissed by the U.S. government! --> washingtonpost.com/world/202…
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what the fuck is happening WHAT IN THE FUCK
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All the other plane crash survivors staring at a body, contemplating the unthinkable: Me: So I heard the butt tastes best
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Beards are the sourdough starter of the face.
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So on top of everything, the Coronavirus knows how to write.
Ana Cabrera
@AnaCabrera2 Apr 2020
A source confirmed to CNN that Doctor Fauci now requires personal security from law enforcement at all times due to the increase of death threats against him.
“I tried to cut my own bangs” Twitter is gonna pop off a few months into the quarantine.
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DontTouchYaFace.com
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I was having trouble not touching my face🤦‍♂️so I created a machine learning app to alert me when I do. Try it yourself: donttouchyaface.com/ #COVID19
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Middle-class wealth is the slow accumulation of 8 mismatched Tervis tumblers.
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Every white dad 2 months after Christmas - "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 3% Middle Eastern."
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I got some s*** off my chest tonight
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Ben@bnegan728 Sep 2019
A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻
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